Confessions - Page 5

monster · 09-08-2010, 10:58 AM

I prefer not to try

classicman · 09-08-2010, 11:04 AM

Then you might be UN-dead.

monster · 09-08-2010, 11:43 AM

UN-dead -is that death by "friendly fire"?

ZenGum · 09-09-2010, 08:20 AM

More of a death by failure to protect because of badly worded rules of engagement.

Undertoad · 09-09-2010, 12:41 PM

I have pirated an overly expensive piece of software that I need to do my business. If I bought it, it would probably bankrupt me. Pirating other similar software would enable me to bid on more jobs. It's actually easier than buying old versions on eBay, which is the only legal way.

monster · 09-10-2010, 09:12 AM

I'm about to "share" the mutilated rodents currently decorating my lawn with my neighbors behind

Beest · 09-10-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I'm about to "share" the mutilated rodents currently decorating my lawn with my neighbors behind

I put them just over the fence where the cut stumps are, reckon there will be a pretty good boneyard there next year.

monster · 09-10-2010, 09:23 AM

not totally sure where you mean, but I'm not going to be picky as long as they're out of lawnmower range. maybe I'll hide them somewhere for you to find

BTW, I had no idea wasps were so into carrion

monster · 09-10-2010, 10:26 AM

OK I think the cats were participating in a corpse sculpture competition. Two side by side, similarly interestingly arranged.... Anyway, i sent them on their way with a live escort (the materpillar I found earlier), so they should be well served in the afterlife.....

Trilby · 09-22-2010, 01:19 PM

I dabbled in Christianity a few times...but, I was in High School and was feeling rebellious...I didn't really know what I was getting myself into...

be-bop · 09-24-2010, 05:49 PM

Going back to the drunk driving thing my friend used to have a Triumph Spitfire car which was his pride and joy.
I hadn't seen him for about two years or so and bumped into him one Fri night in a bar uptown.
This was many moons ago when we were young and stupid, anyhoo after manymany drinks we ended back at his house.
I don't remember to this day how we got back and waking up in the morning on his couch I blundered into his kitchen looking for something to drink and I notices his car badly parked half on the sidewalk and half on the road.
When he gets up later I laughed and said"you must have been well hammered last night see how you've parked your car"
"nothing to do with me" he says "You drove us home"
I can't remember to this day how we got there and I hope it was a wind up that he kept going for years however we'll never know the truth as he's now passed away.
for our youngsters on the board the car was like this one.

ZenGum · 09-24-2010, 08:47 PM

You had no right endangering that beautiful car!

katfiche · 09-24-2010, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

You had no right endangering that beautiful car!

Beauty is only skin deep. Under that hood lay a series of Lucas relays which operate more sporadically than the driving of any drunk.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-24-2010, 11:59 PM

How dare you dis Lucas, the prince of darkness.

katfiche · 09-25-2010, 10:57 AM

With wisdom you will banish Lucas for Bosch.

09-08-2010, 10:58 AM	#61
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I prefer not to try __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-08-2010, 11:04 AM	#62
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Then you might be UN-dead. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-08-2010, 11:43 AM	#63
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	UN-dead -is that death by "friendly fire"? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-09-2010, 08:20 AM	#64
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	More of a death by failure to protect because of badly worded rules of engagement. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-10-2010, 09:12 AM	#66
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm about to "share" the mutilated rodents currently decorating my lawn with my neighbors behind __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-09-2010, 12:41 PM	#65
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I have pirated an overly expensive piece of software that I need to do my business. If I bought it, it would probably bankrupt me. Pirating other similar software would enable me to bid on more jobs. It's actually easier than buying old versions on eBay, which is the only legal way.

09-10-2010, 09:23 AM	#68
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	not totally sure where you mean, but I'm not going to be picky as long as they're out of lawnmower range. maybe I'll hide them somewhere for you to find BTW, I had no idea wasps were so into carrion __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-10-2010, 10:26 AM	#69
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OK I think the cats were participating in a corpse sculpture competition. Two side by side, similarly interestingly arranged.... Anyway, i sent them on their way with a live escort (the materpillar I found earlier), so they should be well served in the afterlife..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2010, 01:19 PM	#70
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I dabbled in Christianity a few times...but, I was in High School and was feeling rebellious...I didn't really know what I was getting myself into... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-24-2010, 05:49 PM	#71
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Going back to the drunk driving thing my friend used to have a Triumph Spitfire car which was his pride and joy. I hadn't seen him for about two years or so and bumped into him one Fri night in a bar uptown. This was many moons ago when we were young and stupid, anyhoo after manymany drinks we ended back at his house. I don't remember to this day how we got back and waking up in the morning on his couch I blundered into his kitchen looking for something to drink and I notices his car badly parked half on the sidewalk and half on the road. When he gets up later I laughed and said"you must have been well hammered last night see how you've parked your car" "nothing to do with me" he says "You drove us home" I can't remember to this day how we got there and I hope it was a wind up that he kept going for years however we'll never know the truth as he's now passed away. for our youngsters on the board the car was like this one. Attached Images

09-24-2010, 08:47 PM	#72
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You had no right endangering that beautiful car! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-24-2010, 11:59 PM	#74
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	How dare you dis Lucas, the prince of darkness. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-25-2010, 10:57 AM	#75
katfiche like a fiche outta water Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tejas Posts: 19	With wisdom you will banish Lucas for Bosch.

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