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View Poll Results: Well?
8˝" 1 33.33%
9" 0 0%
10" 0 0%
11" 0 0%
12" 0 0%
Frighteningly large 2 66.67%
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:44 PM   #1
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How Well Hung are Dwellars?

Tell us how big infinty is.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:52 PM   #2
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why don't you have a "how small infinity is"?
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:59 PM   #3
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Blimey, you start large!

Biggest man I knew was 8 be 4. The Evil Ex. I'm ashamed at how long we were on-and-off. First time when we got back together he always made me bleed.

I like a mouthful that doesn't make me gag.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:45 PM   #4
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I've said it before:

My problem is that I'm smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein.
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:18 PM   #5
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Blimey, you start large!

Biggest man I knew was 8 be 4. The Evil Ex. I'm ashamed at how long we were on-and-off. First time when we got back together he always made me bleed.

I like a mouthful that doesn't make me gag.
psst: it's a joke about men always bragging
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:29 PM   #6
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your pole choices make me uncomfortable mr foot. I find the little tab at the end of the tape measure especially irritating to my rectum.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:00 PM   #7
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Can't say, really, I always get giddy from blood shortages when my schlong gets to about 18 inches.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:12 PM   #8
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Does the " in the poll by any chance denote some strange European system of measurement roughly converted against the US inch the same way the Italian Lira measures against the dollar?

Considering the subject matter, remember that European is pronounced "You're-O-pee'in"
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:53 PM   #9
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Does the " in the poll by any chance denote some strange European system of measurement roughly converted against the US inch the same way the Italian Lira measures against the dollar?

Considering the subject matter, remember that European is pronounced "You're-O-pee'in"
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:35 PM   #10
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And LBJ , is Elllll BJ
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:57 AM   #11
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Why did I read that and think of Lumberjim?
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:27 PM   #12
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Subconsciously thinking 'bout Jim's 'lumber'?
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:46 PM   #13
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Subconsciously thinking 'bout Jim's 'lumber'?
Everyone is.



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Old 01-18-2013, 11:55 PM   #14
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ya'll are just a bunch of dirty ol' pervs. tsk. tsk
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:25 AM   #15
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Based upon those poll/pole options, It is rather safe to say that I am "off the chart"
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