The Itchy Asshole Ledger - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 12-03-2007, 07:42 AM

One of my favorite scenes ever from that show!

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 07:33 PM

Sometimes your asshole itches so intensely that you can feel it in your left big toe. On the right side near the toenail.

ZenGum · 01-24-2008, 07:59 PM

The Itchy Asshole Ledger

At least Heath had a younger brother to carry on his work, then.

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 09:09 PM

Do you sniff your finger afterwards?

If you do (which you would!!), do you continue to sniff it and think "that stinks".

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 10:47 PM

your opinion of me seems to have taken downward turn.......

i do an asshole scratching, ass shaking, booty dance. no...i cant carry that any further.....too visual by far.

i use a wad of tp of course. and it usually occurs to me that the scratchin of the itch is so relieving and pleasurable as to almost make the twitching from the itching worth it in the....end. I don't think i'm in as bad shape as BigRed, but I need much more discipline in my choices of diet. buffalo wings have to go, I'm afraid. As does sneaking pretzels......I'm not going to rule Beer out yet, but it's on thin ice. I'll see how more salad and less grease does for me for a month......and if I have no new entries to this ledger...I'll call it a success.

DucksNuts · 01-25-2008, 05:15 AM

I still luv ya LJ, I just lump you in with other scumbag car industry scumbags...

Majority of them would scratch n sniff

lumberjim · 01-25-2008, 06:26 AM

and do you lump yourself in amongst us, then?

DucksNuts · 01-27-2008, 04:44 AM

I cant recall my arsehole actually being itchy, and I dont believe I would scratch it at work

I get itchy arse cheeks, but not hole.

ZenGum · 01-27-2008, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I cant recall my arsehole actually being itchy, and I dont believe I would scratch it at work

Maybe that's why you're not getting as many sales as you would like...

zewb · 02-10-2008, 01:08 AM

I get an itchy asshole after having a bout of hardcore diarrhea. Never eat burritos from a gas station.

zippyt · 02-10-2008, 01:14 AM

Never eat burritos from a gas station.

Duuhh !!! the Street vender have the better ones !!

Elspode · 02-10-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i do an asshole scratching, ass shaking, booty dance. no...i cant carry that any further.....too visual by far. (snip!)
I need much more discipline in my choices of diet.

Might want to go get checked for worms, too, before you start going crazy on the dietary discipline.

Hugo Zorilla · 02-17-2008, 01:09 AM

The Itchy Asshole Ledger

I thought this was a Heath bashing thread.
I guess I'll need to go elsewhere to mock the dead prick.
And some of you cellar assholes.

01-24-2008, 07:33 PM	#32
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Sometimes your asshole itches so intensely that you can feel it in your left big toe. On the right side near the toenail. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 07:59 PM	#33
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The Itchy Asshole Ledger At least Heath had a younger brother to carry on his work, then. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-24-2008, 10:47 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your opinion of me seems to have taken downward turn....... i do an asshole scratching, ass shaking, booty dance. no...i cant carry that any further.....too visual by far. i use a wad of tp of course. and it usually occurs to me that the scratchin of the itch is so relieving and pleasurable as to almost make the twitching from the itching worth it in the....end. I don't think i'm in as bad shape as BigRed, but I need much more discipline in my choices of diet. buffalo wings have to go, I'm afraid. As does sneaking pretzels......I'm not going to rule Beer out yet, but it's on thin ice. I'll see how more salad and less grease does for me for a month......and if I have no new entries to this ledger...I'll call it a success. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2008, 06:26 AM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and do you lump yourself in amongst us, then? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2008, 01:14 AM	#41
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Never eat burritos from a gas station. Duuhh !!! the Street vender have the better ones !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-03-2007, 07:42 AM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	One of my favorite scenes ever from that show!

01-24-2008, 09:09 PM	#34
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Do you sniff your finger afterwards? If you do (which you would!!), do you continue to sniff it and think "that stinks".

01-25-2008, 05:15 AM	#36
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I still luv ya LJ, I just lump you in with other scumbag car industry scumbags... Majority of them would scratch n sniff

01-27-2008, 04:44 AM	#38
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I cant recall my arsehole actually being itchy, and I dont believe I would scratch it at work I get itchy arse cheeks, but not hole.

02-10-2008, 01:08 AM	#40
zewb Jotter of Notes Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 11	I get an itchy asshole after having a bout of hardcore diarrhea. Never eat burritos from a gas station.

02-17-2008, 01:09 AM	#43
Hugo Zorilla The Great White Gorilla Of Doom Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 21	The Itchy Asshole Ledger I thought this was a Heath bashing thread. I guess I'll need to go elsewhere to mock the dead prick. And some of you cellar assholes.

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