Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Cool Job - Page 13

monster · 04-09-2010, 05:45 PM

Wow, you're a real one-trick pony, aren't you?

Cicero · 04-09-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'm actually not sure if this is a cool or a suck. It's kind of neutral, but weird.

So, my cow orker is getting in his car to leave, and as he flips on his headlights, what does he catch in them? Nope, not a deer, but our shrink, wang in hand, pissing on the lawn. He even did that dip, shake, and tuck move.

Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female?

I tried to look it up on the internet, but there is remarkably little information on Sikh toileting customs out there.

Give me his phone number, I need a psychiatrist, the best chances I have of being mistaken for sane.

wolf · 04-14-2010, 01:38 PM

Coincidence or not?

The next day a stockade fence was erected around the trash dumpsters, which are near Doc Pee-Pee's special place.

Oh, and to get this over with, yes, I did just say "erected." Nothing to see here, move along, go about your regular business, citizens.

SteveDallas · 04-14-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female?

I'm no expert, but when I went to the Geek Boarding School(tm) there were a couple Sikh students. I don't recall there being any particular arrangements in place for them in the dorms or otherwise.

Cicero · 04-15-2010, 12:09 AM

I would say...not a coincidence. But really, why make that more convenient and private? Strange...

btw...Wolf- I need another key-chain reading.

ha!

Trilby · 04-15-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

when I went to the Geek Boarding School(tm)

Yes. Yes, you did.

wolf · 05-15-2010, 04:19 PM

Police bring in a crazy Korean guy. Seemed to be a new patient, then he recognized the evaluating doctor which gave us a clue, two nursing staff members and we knew who he was ... yes, they do actually all look alike, but not identical. My department sees people for about two hours ... nursing had stared at and restrained him over the course of two months. So, anyway, we ended up secluding him. And he ended up getting naked, and masturbating. At which point I recognized him. See, I'd sat his one-to-one the last time he was admitted. This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!"

Griff · 05-15-2010, 04:34 PM

Kim?

or

wolf · 05-15-2010, 04:43 PM

Exactly.

Gravdigr · 05-16-2010, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!"

It must be nice to know you're appreciated.

jinx · 05-16-2010, 10:15 AM

At least it wasn't ON you...

wolf · 05-16-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

At least it wasn't ON you...

A side benefit of locked seclusion, atlhough we did feel sorry for the environmental services guy that had to clean up after him.

And did I mention that he peed on the floor? Had he asked, we would have let him out for that. "Why didn't you ask to go to the bathroom?" "I didn't have to."

I never found out if he didn't have to go, or didn't think he had to ask permission. Sometimes it's better not to know these things.

wolf · 06-11-2010, 09:22 PM

On Monday, I had a charming, Irish-American scoundrel cow orker.

On Tueday, he wasn't in.

There was much speculation, especially as someone had said that he had come in at his regular time and got called up to a meeting in HR.

On Thursday, my otherboss took me aside and said, "Charming Irish-American Scoundrel isn't with us anymore."

No further information available.

Multiple whispered comments among survivors ... Pinochet Regime, 1984, Stalinist Russia. He is an unperson.

Outside of regular curiosity, I would like to know precisely what he did so that I may avoid that behavior.

skysidhe · 06-11-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Outside of regular curiosity, I would like to know precisely what he did so that I may avoid that behavior.

The above would seem like an appropriate way to ask.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-11-2010, 10:46 PM

Just say...
"I have five questions:
"First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
"Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
"Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"Fifth - Where's Irish-American scoundrel?"

04-09-2010, 05:45 PM	#181
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wow, you're a real one-trick pony, aren't you? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-14-2010, 01:38 PM	#183
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Coincidence or not? The next day a stockade fence was erected around the trash dumpsters, which are near Doc Pee-Pee's special place. Oh, and to get this over with, yes, I did just say "erected." Nothing to see here, move along, go about your regular business, citizens. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-15-2010, 12:09 AM	#185
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I would say...not a coincidence. But really, why make that more convenient and private? Strange... btw...Wolf- I need another key-chain reading. ha! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-15-2010, 04:19 PM	#187
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Police bring in a crazy Korean guy. Seemed to be a new patient, then he recognized the evaluating doctor which gave us a clue, two nursing staff members and we knew who he was ... yes, they do actually all look alike, but not identical. My department sees people for about two hours ... nursing had stared at and restrained him over the course of two months. So, anyway, we ended up secluding him. And he ended up getting naked, and masturbating. At which point I recognized him. See, I'd sat his one-to-one the last time he was admitted. This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-15-2010, 04:34 PM	#188
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Kim? or Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-15-2010, 04:43 PM	#189
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Exactly. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-16-2010, 10:15 AM	#191
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	At least it wasn't ON you... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-11-2010, 09:22 PM	#193
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	On Monday, I had a charming, Irish-American scoundrel cow orker. On Tueday, he wasn't in. There was much speculation, especially as someone had said that he had come in at his regular time and got called up to a meeting in HR. On Thursday, my otherboss took me aside and said, "Charming Irish-American Scoundrel isn't with us anymore." No further information available. Multiple whispered comments among survivors ... Pinochet Regime, 1984, Stalinist Russia. He is an unperson. Outside of regular curiosity, I would like to know precisely what he did so that I may avoid that behavior. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-11-2010, 10:46 PM	#195
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just say... "I have five questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? "Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? "Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "Fifth - Where's Irish-American scoundrel?" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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