Secret Santa 2011 - Page 9

classicman · 12-06-2011, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam

I sent my package off today.

I thought you were a woman.

SamIam · 12-06-2011, 09:38 PM

Man, woman. What's the difference, from the government's perspective?

(http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=778312#post778312)

classicman · 12-06-2011, 10:27 PM

Ha!

limey · 12-09-2011, 07:54 AM

My Santa package is in the mail ....

BigV · 12-09-2011, 12:38 PM

dear mods

please put this thread and the what secret santa got me thread in the same place. I think cellar meta is the right place for both.

thanks in advance.

BigV · 12-09-2011, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

dear mods

please put this thread and the what secret santa got me thread in the same place. I think cellar meta is the right place for both.

thanks in advance.

Thank you.

Lola Bunny · 12-12-2011, 05:44 PM

The package is sent!

BigV · 12-14-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

The package is sent!

I'm BigV and I repeat this message.

wolf · 12-15-2011, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

The package is sent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I'm BigV and I repeat this message.

Lather, rinse ...

anonymous · 12-22-2011, 08:56 PM

Pico I am so sorry. I have no idea why your package was sitting in Jersey City for 8 days. Hopefully you will be getting it by Christmas.

In any case, I have heard stories about people whose packages go through the mail and who find extra/missing stuff in them.

So in order to prepare you, I am going to list the top 10 unexpected items you might find in a package that has been sitting in a postal warehouse in Jersy City for 8 days.

10. A complete set of Jersey Shore collectible mugs. Hang onto the rare Vinny Guadagnino.

9. A 2008 New York Giants Superbowl Champions sweatshirt. There's 999,999 more of these babies gathering dust somewhere.

8. A 2008 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Nice try, Rudy.

7. A 2012 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Shhhhh! It's a secret.

6. An 8 track tape of Sinatra's Greatest Hits

5. The missing veil from Shaquille O'Neal's wedding dress

4. A Statue of Liberty commerative keychain with a missing chain.

3. A matchbook from 'Bada Bing!'

2. 1/2 of a Six Flags admission ticket

1. Jimmy Hoffa

BigV · 12-22-2011, 11:59 PM

whoa. that picture belongs in the wtf thread.

anonymous · 12-24-2011, 08:43 AM

At least I hope so.

I like how they bumped the expected delivery date up by a week. It's like, "Yeah, we meant to do that all along".

Right.

Pico and ME · 12-24-2011, 09:13 AM

Yay!! I just checked on it too.

I was totally amazed that it sat in Exton for 8 days, sort of like it got misplaced or something...or maybe it was deemed suspicious? Does this happen to all your packages??

zippyt · 12-24-2011, 09:23 AM

they tend to hold the packages that ether tick or growl

richlevy · 12-24-2011, 10:39 AM

Cool.

Say hi to Jimmy for me.

12-06-2011, 10:27 PM	#123
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12-09-2011, 07:54 AM	#124
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12-09-2011, 12:38 PM	#125
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	dear mods please put this thread and the what secret santa got me thread in the same place. I think cellar meta is the right place for both. thanks in advance. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-22-2011, 08:56 PM	#130
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	What's wrong with this picture Pico I am so sorry. I have no idea why your package was sitting in Jersey City for 8 days. Hopefully you will be getting it by Christmas. In any case, I have heard stories about people whose packages go through the mail and who find extra/missing stuff in them. So in order to prepare you, I am going to list the top 10 unexpected items you might find in a package that has been sitting in a postal warehouse in Jersy City for 8 days. 10. A complete set of Jersey Shore collectible mugs. Hang onto the rare Vinny Guadagnino. 9. A 2008 New York Giants Superbowl Champions sweatshirt. There's 999,999 more of these babies gathering dust somewhere. 8. A 2008 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Nice try, Rudy. 7. A 2012 Giuliani for President bumper sticker. Shhhhh! It's a secret. 6. An 8 track tape of Sinatra's Greatest Hits 5. The missing veil from Shaquille O'Neal's wedding dress 4. A Statue of Liberty commerative keychain with a missing chain. 3. A matchbook from 'Bada Bing!' 2. 1/2 of a Six Flags admission ticket 1. Jimmy Hoffa Attached Images

12-22-2011, 11:59 PM	#131
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	whoa. that picture belongs in the wtf thread. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-06-2011, 09:38 PM	#122
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Man, woman. What's the difference, from the government's perspective? (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=778312#post778312)

12-12-2011, 05:44 PM	#127
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	The package is sent!

12-24-2011, 08:43 AM	#132
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	Pico gets her gift delivered today after all At least I hope so. I like how they bumped the expected delivery date up by a week. It's like, "Yeah, we meant to do that all along". Right. Attached Images

12-24-2011, 09:13 AM	#133
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Yay!! I just checked on it too. I was totally amazed that it sat in Exton for 8 days, sort of like it got misplaced or something...or maybe it was deemed suspicious? Does this happen to all your packages?? __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

12-24-2011, 09:23 AM	#134
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	they tend to hold the packages that ether tick or growl __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-24-2011, 10:39 AM	#135
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Cool. Say hi to Jimmy for me. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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