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Gravdigr · 10-18-2019, 12:10 PM

I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry.

♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD]

Gravdigr · 10-24-2019, 06:19 PM

Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on.

I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street.

Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street".

And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package.

I guess I was right. Go figger.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2019, 06:23 PM

Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."

limey · 10-25-2019, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."

When spelling out my surname which is spelled other than you would expect I had someone ask me if I was sure there's no "e" on the end. Yep.

Sent by magick

monster · 10-25-2019, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

When spelling out my surname which is spelled other than you would expect I had someone ask me if I was sure there's no "e" on the end. Yep.

Sent by magick

and they ask me if I'm sure there is (I'm posh)

monster · 10-24-2019, 10:05 PM

No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..."

monster · 10-24-2019, 10:10 PM

....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww

Griff · 10-25-2019, 06:15 AM

What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes...

monster · 10-25-2019, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes...

I noticed after i posted that pic it's really clear in that one. I do love this pic

glatt · 10-26-2019, 06:07 AM

It's a really good picture.

lumberjim · 10-26-2019, 07:55 AM

I tell people they spell their names wrong all the time. Usually they laugh.

Never say, your mom spelled it wrong. That just pisses them off.

Gravdigr · 10-26-2019, 03:02 PM

I could see that.

Gravdigr · 11-10-2019, 05:59 PM

OreIda might know a very little bit about french fries, but, they know absolutely fuck-all about tater tots.

Several years ago I swore them off. They were just terrible. I got another bag yesterday cuz it's all the store had, and they are just awful. Cooked 'em every way ya can cook a tater tot. Oven, deep fryer, I even thawed 'em, mashed 'em and cooked 'em in a skillet like hash browns. Maybe I should try over an open fire...

Just awful.

monster · 11-10-2019, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

OreIda might know a very little bit about french fries, but, they know absolutely fuck-all about tater tots.

Several years ago I swore them off. They were just terrible. I got another bag yesterday cuz it's all the store had, and they are just awful. Cooked 'em every way ya can cook a tater tot. Oven, deep fryer, I even thawed 'em, mashed 'em and cooked 'em in a skillet like hash browns. Maybe I should try over an open fire...

Just awful.

serving suggestion: Feed to animal (e.g. cow/chicken. Eat animal.

Luce · 11-11-2019, 10:28 AM

Someone had to be the first person to buy a 40 channel CB radio.

Everyone else was still on 9, 11, and 14. This guy had 37 channels of dead air to flip through at his leisure.

10-18-2019, 12:10 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry. ♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 06:19 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on. I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street. Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street". And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package. I guess I was right. Go figger. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 06:23 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious. I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2019, 10:05 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..." __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-24-2019, 10:10 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-25-2019, 06:15 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-26-2019, 06:07 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's a really good picture.

10-26-2019, 07:55 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I tell people they spell their names wrong all the time. Usually they laugh. Never say, your mom spelled it wrong. That just pisses them off. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2019, 03:02 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I could see that. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-10-2019, 05:59 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	OreIda might know a very little bit about french fries, but, they know absolutely fuck-all about tater tots. Several years ago I swore them off. They were just terrible. I got another bag yesterday cuz it's all the store had, and they are just awful. Cooked 'em every way ya can cook a tater tot. Oven, deep fryer, I even thawed 'em, mashed 'em and cooked 'em in a skillet like hash browns. Maybe I should try over an open fire... Just awful. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-11-2019, 10:28 AM	#15
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	Someone had to be the first person to buy a 40 channel CB radio. Everyone else was still on 9, 11, and 14. This guy had 37 channels of dead air to flip through at his leisure.

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