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08-01-2007, 10:42 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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If the indians had disabled parking
The indian women would have had a shorter walk to the field in which they plopped out their babies and a shorter walk right back to working.
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08-01-2007, 10:53 AM
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08-01-2007, 12:32 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Why would you want to park a disabled horse? You just shoot and eat those.
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08-01-2007, 12:36 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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08-01-2007, 01:30 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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All those nearby handicapped parking signs sure would have made it easier to find the Buffalo herd.
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08-02-2007, 12:41 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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10-30-2008, 08:54 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Do Hindus eat horses?
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10-30-2008, 09:12 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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...they shoot horses don't they?
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10-30-2008, 09:15 PM
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Gone and done
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10-30-2008, 09:34 PM
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I know, right?
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Hindus predominantly eat vegetarians?
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10-30-2008, 09:57 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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10-30-2008, 10:12 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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In other words, they are what they eat.
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10-30-2008, 10:33 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Yea. I'm beginning to wonder about all these modern conveniences. It's just too easy to work your ass off now and stay in one place doing it.
Oh don't stop working, you can have your baby suck on your breast at your desk. We're "modern", or slave-driving assholes, take your pick.
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10-30-2008, 10:58 PM
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oooh, baby, I'm at my desk, suck my breast!
(looks around) uh . . . what were we talking about?
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11-01-2008, 09:55 AM
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 Note: need to find 'train wreck' smiley.
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