Environmental Devestation!!!

wolf · 05-31-2005, 08:52 AM

It's just too horrible ...

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4636

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Vast Condom Horror in Pacific
30-May-2005
A huge floating reef made up of millions of disposed condoms has been discovered in the mid Pacific. The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it.

The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called "like aggregation." Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earth's magnetic field, and other factors.

The tendency of dust to clump and mass in a house or under a bed is explained by the same principle.

The Australian scientists are mapping the reef by satellite because it is a serious marine hazard. The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

This could be an environmental catastrophe.

Trilby · 05-31-2005, 09:44 AM

Are you sure the new Pope doesn't have something to do with this?

lookout123 · 05-31-2005, 10:34 AM

how many condoms can one pope use? its not like the little boys are going to demand that he play safe.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-31-2005, 07:14 PM

Damn, at least the Rubber Duckies disbursed.

LCanal · 05-31-2005, 09:08 PM

Well as all condoms have individual serial numbers they should be able to tell where they come from.
Sounds like a monumental f&*k up.

wolf · 06-01-2005, 12:30 AM

Naw. Just sex on the beach.

bitplayer · 06-01-2005, 03:43 AM

Gosh darn it I call bullshit. Cool if true but I'm sure not. Whitley and all...... but wait a minute.......!!!!! A picture?? Someone walking on the "land a small plane thingy". Then I'm a subscriber! I'll sell 'em like Mt. St. Helens ash. Gimme the exclusive, I'll make us all stinkin' rich. (Well, me anyway).

smoothmoniker · 06-01-2005, 09:32 AM

Millions of condoms just happened to form into a highly organized mass floating through the ocean?

I think it's evidence of intelligent design! I'm going to use that the next time I'm explaining creationism to a heathen. "God must be real! Look, he organized millions of condoms into a floating reef!"

-ml

mrnoodle · 06-01-2005, 09:36 AM

now don't YOU start.

How boring it would be if they were all defective and the manufacturer paid some Taiwanese freighter to dump the whole lot instead of recycling them?

unless they're all used (insert semen/seaman joke)

cowhead · 06-01-2005, 03:22 PM

gurk.. well... and here we were all worried about those little plastic rings on 6 packs getting all tangled up with fish and birds, atleast this way the little nippers will be able to 'protect' themselves from other fish who might be a shade friskier.

Undertoad · 06-05-2005, 11:50 PM

FALSE

LCanal · 06-06-2005, 02:51 AM

On reading the Snope's opinion on this I was amused by this

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keeping spent condoms from making their way through waste disposal systems and into bodies of water is an issue that comes up from time to time.

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05-31-2005, 09:44 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Are you sure the new Pope doesn't have something to do with this? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-31-2005, 10:34 AM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	how many condoms can one pope use? its not like the little boys are going to demand that he play safe. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-31-2005, 07:14 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Damn, at least the Rubber Duckies disbursed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-31-2005, 09:08 PM	#5
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Well as all condoms have individual serial numbers they should be able to tell where they come from. Sounds like a monumental f&*k up. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-01-2005, 12:30 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Naw. Just sex on the beach. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-01-2005, 03:43 AM	#7
bitplayer Old dog, new place Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Inland Pacific Northwest Posts: 2	Gosh darn it I call bullshit. Cool if true but I'm sure not. Whitley and all...... but wait a minute.......!!!!! A picture?? Someone walking on the "land a small plane thingy". Then I'm a subscriber! I'll sell 'em like Mt. St. Helens ash. Gimme the exclusive, I'll make us all stinkin' rich. (Well, me anyway).

06-01-2005, 09:32 AM	#8
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Millions of condoms just happened to form into a highly organized mass floating through the ocean? I think it's evidence of intelligent design! I'm going to use that the next time I'm explaining creationism to a heathen. "God must be real! Look, he organized millions of condoms into a floating reef!" -ml __________________ to live and die in LA

06-01-2005, 09:36 AM	#9
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	now don't YOU start. How boring it would be if they were all defective and the manufacturer paid some Taiwanese freighter to dump the whole lot instead of recycling them? unless they're all used (insert semen/seaman joke) __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

06-01-2005, 03:22 PM	#10
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	gurk.. well... and here we were all worried about those little plastic rings on 6 packs getting all tangled up with fish and birds, atleast this way the little nippers will be able to 'protect' themselves from other fish who might be a shade friskier. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-05-2005, 11:50 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	FALSE

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