The Cowboys are a bunch of fags

Undertoad · 03-08-2010, 08:52 AM

And so are the 49ers, in their response to Charles Haley whipping it out and whacking it right in front of anybody in the room. This may be the most alarming story of player entitlement I've ever read: Charles Haley Would Like You To Watch Him Masturbate

classicman · 03-08-2010, 09:07 AM

O. M. G.

TMI

lumberjim · 03-08-2010, 09:49 AM

I suppose you would have stood up and demanded that he put it away??

classicman · 03-08-2010, 10:01 AM

You talkin' to me?

lumberjim · 03-08-2010, 10:07 AM

No, no talking to UT.

Quote:

But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches

Would you tell Charles Haley to quit rubbing his wang in your direction, or would you laugh nervously and get real interested in something inside your locker?

classicman · 03-08-2010, 10:41 AM

walk away as quickly as possible, then call my agent and have a locker room of my own written into my contract.

Undertoad · 03-08-2010, 12:09 PM

I would demand for Haley's sake, for the team's sake, and for NFL football's sake that he rehabilitate himself. And you know, the locker room is one thing, but

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"Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players' wives. It got to the point of ejaculation."

That's fucked up.

lumberjim · 03-08-2010, 12:10 PM

maybe they were just really close friends?

:: pukes in his mouth a little ::

jinx · 03-08-2010, 12:15 PM

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It got to the point of ejaculation

Dude, you never finish!

W.HI.P · 03-09-2010, 10:56 AM

ZenGum · 03-11-2010, 06:32 AM

Our footballers behave bloody badly too, but that is off the fucked-uppedness graph.

Sundae · 03-11-2010, 07:43 AM

IMHO, nothing - NOTHING with sportsmen (sportspeople!) being same-sex oriented has any relevance to their performance.
Is gay supposed to be bad?

If this chap isn't gay - and from the little I read I suspect he might just be an exhibitionist - why is it an insult?
How about we say the Cowboys are a Bunch of Blacks? (I have no idea, it's just a suggestion). Is that acceptable?
Soz, I'm sure this thread is just banter. Not getting it makes me take it more seriously.

PS - I have hiccups. That always pisses me off.

glatt · 03-11-2010, 07:48 AM

Mentally ill. It's not the guys fault. He belongs in a padded cell.

But this is just one of the 85% of the problems the Cowboys had that could be blamed on top management.

classicman · 03-11-2010, 11:08 AM

Uh, Sg - no. His being black has nothing to do with it. If I'm in a meeting with one or more black people ...so what. When they whip their cock out, start jerking off and talking about my wife - thats a whole different situation.
Race has ZERO to do with it.

Oh and since this is about the cowboys ... its ok. UT's from Eagle country. The cowboys are their hated rivals. Therefore, the gloves are off.
That being said - this behavior is still WAY off the charts.

monster · 03-11-2010, 11:42 AM

IMO you're missing SGs point, classic. Which -as I understand it- is "why is being a fag being used as an insult?". So what if they're homosexual? Or not? Why are we using this as an insult?

Mostly likely they are not all gay, and if they were, what's the problem? She's saying it's as offensive as saying "the Cowboys are a bunch of niggers", I think. And I agree

But then I find the US incredibly homophobic and behind the times in this regard.

03-08-2010, 08:52 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Cowboys are a bunch of fags And so are the 49ers, in their response to Charles Haley whipping it out and whacking it right in front of anybody in the room. This may be the most alarming story of player entitlement I've ever read: Charles Haley Would Like You To Watch Him Masturbate

03-08-2010, 09:07 AM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	O. M. G. TMI __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-08-2010, 09:49 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I suppose you would have stood up and demanded that he put it away?? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-08-2010, 10:01 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You talkin' to me? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-08-2010, 10:41 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	walk away as quickly as possible, then call my agent and have a locker room of my own written into my contract. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-08-2010, 12:10 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	maybe they were just really close friends? :: pukes in his mouth a little :: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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W.HI.P Free Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,513	__________________ pls stfu k thx

03-11-2010, 06:32 AM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Our footballers behave bloody badly too, but that is off the fucked-uppedness graph. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2010, 07:43 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	IMHO, nothing - NOTHING with sportsmen (sportspeople!) being same-sex oriented has any relevance to their performance. Is gay supposed to be bad? If this chap isn't gay - and from the little I read I suspect he might just be an exhibitionist - why is it an insult? How about we say the Cowboys are a Bunch of Blacks? (I have no idea, it's just a suggestion). Is that acceptable? Soz, I'm sure this thread is just banter. Not getting it makes me take it more seriously. PS - I have hiccups. That always pisses me off. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-11-2010, 07:48 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Mentally ill. It's not the guys fault. He belongs in a padded cell. But this is just one of the 85% of the problems the Cowboys had that could be blamed on top management.

03-11-2010, 11:08 AM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Uh, Sg - no. His being black has nothing to do with it. If I'm in a meeting with one or more black people ...so what. When they whip their cock out, start jerking off and talking about my wife - thats a whole different situation. Race has ZERO to do with it. Oh and since this is about the cowboys ... its ok. UT's from Eagle country. The cowboys are their hated rivals. Therefore, the gloves are off. That being said - this behavior is still WAY off the charts. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-11-2010, 11:42 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	IMO you're missing SGs point, classic. Which -as I understand it- is "why is being a fag being used as an insult?". So what if they're homosexual? Or not? Why are we using this as an insult? Mostly likely they are not all gay, and if they were, what's the problem? She's saying it's as offensive as saying "the Cowboys are a bunch of niggers", I think. And I agree But then I find the US incredibly homophobic and behind the times in this regard. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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