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Old 05-22-2012, 09:09 PM   #3826
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Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:39 PM   #3827
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If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.

If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy.

If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:42 PM   #3828
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But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:08 PM   #3829
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then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:30 PM   #3830
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Little death = orgasm in french
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:12 AM   #3831
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For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.
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Old 05-23-2012, 06:12 PM   #3832
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I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"

Should be fun.
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Old 05-26-2012, 03:20 PM   #3833
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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:13 PM   #3834
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You better apologize they've got an air force.
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Old 05-27-2012, 02:08 AM   #3835
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Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:15 AM   #3836
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Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.
Owww. That pun had claws.
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:40 PM   #3837
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I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:

8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.





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Select your filling

Fresh mint fondant +
Valencia oranges fondant +
Williams pear liqueur fondant +
Mozart liqueur fondant +
Cointreau liqueur fondant +
Irish coffee liqueur fondant +
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:23 PM   #3838
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Owww. That pun had claws.
Now now. Let's not get too catty.
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Old 05-28-2012, 08:03 AM   #3839
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It was funny, that's the mane thing.
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:57 AM   #3840
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In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.

But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of 25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.
Those are crazy.
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