10-21-2006, 09:30 PM | #1 |
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Quotes and Stuff
I know there is another thread that addresses this somewhere around here, but I can't find it right now.
Anyway, sometimes, you see a short statement that just really interests you, amuses you, makes you think, etc. This is the one that I found yesterday: "I wish my lawn was a 15 year old Goth chick, because then it would cut itself."
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10-21-2006, 09:33 PM | #2 |
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I've heard something similar to that,
"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."
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04-19-2012, 11:42 AM | #3 |
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A bottom of the Cellar quote:
"I've discussed it with my husband, and we'll take the million." - Marilu Henner, to Sting, on the Tonight Show 5/14/93 Does anyone know what that is referring to? |
04-19-2012, 11:49 AM | #4 |
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Gotta be a reference to Indecent Proposal, that movie where Demi Moore and Woody Harelson get $1M for Demi to spend the night with Robert Redford.
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04-19-2012, 11:52 AM | #5 |
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Oh yeah. That makes sense. thanks!
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Marilu Henner would hop into bed with anyone for free.
huge whore. trust me. i had her.
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I'd've hopped into bed with Sting for free, back in 1993.
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04-19-2012, 12:19 PM | #8 |
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you'd do it tomorrow
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Since he misspelled it, his mom & dad re-cut with the correct spelling. |
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04-19-2012, 12:44 PM | #10 |
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fail kid fails at failing
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*snickersnort*
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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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Reporter to Mean Joe Green (might have been Ed Too Tall Jones): Which do you prefer, grass, or, AstroTurf?
Whichever guy it was, to the reporter: I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
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