Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 127

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2015, 10:17 AM

My little hometown of about 1500 people(at that time), had a better looking tree than that thing. They also had a light up star they would hang in the cupola window of the town building... until a Jew lawyer moved to town in the 70s and made them stop.

Gravdigr · 01-12-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

My little hometown of about 1500 people(at that time), had a better looking tree than that thing.

Smaller committee.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-12-2015, 02:35 PM

Bingo!! Very astute observation, Sir.

Gravdigr · 01-12-2015, 06:08 PM

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Carruthers · 01-13-2015, 10:28 AM

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Steve Jenkins and Derek Walter adopted what they thought was a micro-pig but over time it grew and grew...grew.
Esther the Wonder Pig now weighs more than a fully grown polar bear.
The huge cuddly animal, who lives in Ontario, Canada, has now become an internet sensation with more than 230,000 followers on Facebook alone.

Gravdigr · 01-13-2015, 01:15 PM

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Esther the Wonder Pig now weighs more than a fully grown polar bear.

Not in that picture she don't.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-13-2015, 03:27 PM

Esther weighs 48 stone, 48 x 14 = 672 pounds. Commercially raised meat pigs don't get that big because of cost/benefit considerations, but brood sows, breeding boars, and a farm's pet garbage disposal, commonly top that.

The only Polar Bear Ester outweighs is the size 2 female all the lady bears hate.

Hell, PA has Black Bears bigger than Esther.

Clodfobble · 01-13-2015, 03:30 PM

Someone must have been mumbling; they meant she weighs more than a fully-grown koala bear...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-13-2015, 03:45 PM

you're probably right, must have been an Aussie reporter.

Esther is a Canuck, but the statement was made in a Brit paper...

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This little piggy got massive: Meet Esther the 48 stone 'micro-pig'! Ten times larger than predicted, the giant porker is now the size of a POLAR BEAR.

What the hell do they know about Polar Bears?

footfootfoot · 01-29-2015, 12:54 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2015, 02:30 PM

Boston? Is he a Patriots equipment handler?

lumberjim · 01-29-2015, 04:15 PM

that's a funny profile. He's got a killer sense of humor. I nearly died laughing. eh hem. oh, and he totally would murder you.

Carruthers · 01-29-2015, 04:57 PM

I wonder how the eight souls in the side bar feel about being described as 'similar'.

One for Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-29-2015, 06:48 PM

You won't be seeing this very much, these days.

BigV · 01-30-2015, 10:05 AM

that's some funny shit right there!

01-12-2015, 10:17 AM	#1891
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	My little hometown of about 1500 people(at that time), had a better looking tree than that thing. They also had a light up star they would hang in the cupola window of the town building... until a Jew lawyer moved to town in the 70s and made them stop. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-12-2015, 02:35 PM	#1893
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bingo!! Very astute observation, Sir. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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01-13-2015, 03:27 PM	#1897
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Esther weighs 48 stone, 48 x 14 = 672 pounds. Commercially raised meat pigs don't get that big because of cost/benefit considerations, but brood sows, breeding boars, and a farm's pet garbage disposal, commonly top that. The only Polar Bear Ester outweighs is the size 2 female all the lady bears hate. Hell, PA has Black Bears bigger than Esther. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-13-2015, 03:30 PM	#1898
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01-29-2015, 02:30 PM	#1901
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Boston? Is he a Patriots equipment handler? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-29-2015, 04:15 PM	#1902
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01-29-2015, 04:57 PM	#1903
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01-29-2015, 06:48 PM	#1904
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01-30-2015, 10:05 AM	#1905
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