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Old 01-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #76
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:01 PM   #77
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Heathers:

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

And

"Hey, so what's your damage?!?"
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:12 PM   #78
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Love Heathers! That line about "more people" showing up for that one chick's funeral...no time to look must get back to meeting.

jinx, that B Manilow is from Breakfast Club, right?
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Old 01-23-2009, 10:26 PM   #79
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Move it up until the private in front of you smiles.

Well... No shit.

You're not afraid of a little blood, are you?

I do not like you! You cannot bring your shit here without my permission! Disappear, scumbag! (paraphrased)

Hey - my tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it! I'm waitin' for you, you little maggot! (paraphrased)

I smell bullshit.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:00 PM   #80
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Old 01-24-2009, 02:39 AM   #81
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:24 AM   #82
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I was just reminded of one of my all time favorite segments on The Sopranos: Christopher (must be said like Adriana said it) and Paulie were chasing the russian dude in the woods. Russian dude hits Christopher upside the head with a shovel. Paulie is on the phone with Tony, and trying to be cryptic on the cell, Tony asks if they got "the package."

Paulie responds "The package hit Chrissie with an implement."

Oh, and who didn't love Adriana? She was great!
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:43 PM   #83
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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:07 PM   #84
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:23 AM   #85
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"Blues Brothers" right?
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:42 AM   #86
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I hear Dr. Farnsworth's voice in my head a couple of times a day, on average. It's getting ridiculous.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:27 PM   #87
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I was just reminded of one of my all time favorite segments on The Sopranos: Christopher (must be said like Adriana said it) and Paulie were chasing the russian dude in the woods. Russian dude hits Christopher upside the head with a shovel. Paulie is on the phone with Tony, and trying to be cryptic on the cell, Tony asks if they got "the package."

Paulie responds "The package hit Chrissie with an implement."

Oh, and who didn't love Adriana? She was great!

I was really sad when they whacked her, but not as sad as when Tony killed Chris. There have been a lot of times during the show when I both loved and hated Tony. But when he killed Chris, I secretly hoped Phil would get to him first.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:28 PM   #88
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Man, that shit really works.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:43 PM   #89
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I was really sad when they whacked her, but not as sad as when Tony killed Chris. There have been a lot of times during the show when I both loved and hated Tony. But when he killed Chris, I secretly hoped Phil would get to him first.
Oh yeah...I loved Adriana and Christopher. I cried when they whacked her! What a great show, huh?

I had to give up HBO and cable before the last season. I still haven't seen it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:53 PM   #90
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Oh, and a movie line:

Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.
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