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11-26-2014, 04:32 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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I hope you don't find out you've stepped in dog poop til after you've put your feet up on your nice new sofa.
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11-26-2014, 09:55 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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I hope you get the smaller piece of the wishbone.
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11-26-2014, 11:09 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I hope you decide it's okay to remove your own cannula and then it goes a gusher so the public toilet cubicle looks like The Red Wedding (except for the drummer from Coldplay) and you have to apologise and make lame excuses which sound more dishonest the more honest you are.
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11-26-2014, 09:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I hope you swallow a fly
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11-27-2014, 06:26 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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...while giving bathroom bjs in a biker bar.
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11-27-2014, 12:01 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I hope you miss your exit
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11-27-2014, 04:38 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I hope your turkey is dry.
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11-27-2014, 08:01 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I hope you spill(ed) your pumpkin pie filling as you tried to maneuver the sucker into the oven.
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11-27-2014, 10:28 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I hope that when you started cooking it, you misunderstood, and prepared a turd ucken.
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11-28-2014, 08:51 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I hope you get it out of your system
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11-28-2014, 11:32 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I hope you ran out to pick up your woman's birthday present on Black fucking Friday.
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11-29-2014, 12:30 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I hope you're happy mister
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11-29-2014, 04:50 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I hope you feel like you're forgetting something ...
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11-30-2014, 03:44 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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I hope you remember what it was, go into the next room to get it and forget again.
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12-01-2014, 04:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I hope you accidentally hit "End call" instead of turning off speaker phone after you've been on hold for 20 minutes.
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