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Old 09-02-2019, 10:34 PM   #1126
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At work today, received a text from Thunderboy, lost and hence late for orientation for his new term time job (lifeguard at u of m).... "Fucking shitting fuck nuggets, I can't find the fucking building". No doubt about his family tree then.... :Lol:
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Old 09-03-2019, 06:14 AM   #1127
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Old 09-03-2019, 11:03 PM   #1128
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It's that he's chronically late and still took the time to type that which amuses me the most. I think. Although it would have been better to just fucking call me for help....
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Old 05-05-2020, 08:41 PM   #1129
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21yo son decided to teach 18yo son to cook chicken sauce w pasta tonight. Bless.

Fortunately my mouth was empty when I overheard this gem:

"You know the correct term for cooked pasta? Al dente? yeah, ok... ...you just don't want it to be like ...you know... floppy dick"
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Old 05-05-2020, 08:45 PM   #1130
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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Old 05-05-2020, 09:53 PM   #1131
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Lol!!

Well, who likes floppy dick?!

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Old 05-05-2020, 10:24 PM   #1132
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well if it's an 8" I guess there's potential....
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Old 05-05-2020, 10:36 PM   #1133
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Old 05-08-2020, 06:58 AM   #1134
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Well, who likes floppy dick?!
Not me. I replaced mine with a CD ROM drive.
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