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[SquidGirl]

So, the city gives out 100 free trees to residents. They go based on who submits thier requests first. Anyway, they do a drive-by tree planting. You wake up one day (no advance notice) find Miss Dig has come by and painted lines on all your underground lines. Wake up the next day to find a ginormous hole in your yard. Wake up the next day to find a tree planted in your yard. Kinda odd when dealing with it. Anyway, the first year I wasn't home for all of it, left one day, came home the next to a random tree put in my yard. The bastards put a crabapple tree in my yard. The following year, yup, they did it again! Ohhhh....I do not like trees which leave waste on my yard. Leaves are one thing, but I hate them rotting on the ground. Needless to say I am not applying for another tree this year.