Big Sarge Update - Page 11

Sundae · 09-10-2012, 02:55 PM

His name is Steve.
If'n he's still alive. I met him on holiday when I was 20.

Big Sarge · 09-10-2012, 05:33 PM

Poor, poor Steve. I'll say a prayer for him tonight.....

Trilby · 09-10-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Poor, poor Steve. I'll say a prayer for him tonight.....

A Messianic Jewish prayer?

Question, Big Sarge: Do you roll on Shabbos?

Sundae · 09-11-2012, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Poor, poor Steve. I'll say a prayer for him tonight.....

Lucky Steve!
I was on the rebound.
He was a real man-slut. As a Welshman working in a Spanish bar he had his pick of the female tourists. The orientation session happened in the bar where he worked, and he worked it, making sure he distributed the free watery cocktails unevenly. My 14 year old brother got three for example, which were all passed over to me.

He wooed me with alcohol for eight out of the ten days I was there.

No chance of him pining for me for the rest of his life. Two nights later I saw him snogging a hefty teenager in an alley.
At least I had the class to hold out for his apartment

Even though we used protection I got tested afterwards.
Lucky me, all clear. I wasn't naiive, just hurt by an ex and easily swayed by attention and lots of free booze. It was a fair exchange at the time.

Trilby · 09-11-2012, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

... easily swayed by attention and lots of free booze...

hey, who isn't?

Big Sarge · 09-11-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Poor, poor Steve. I'll say a prayer for him tonight.....

I was referring to what type of condition you left poor Steve in. I could imagine what a 20 yoa Sundae would be like.

Sundae · 09-11-2012, 01:23 PM

A bit like this.

Trilby · 09-11-2012, 02:58 PM

AWWW! Talent night!

You look lovely.
did you win?

Sundae · 09-11-2012, 03:21 PM

I did actually.

Can't remember if it was first, second or third (I was drunk by then) but it was a bottle of perry (fairly low-alcohol pear drink) which looks like champagne. I do remember walking back and trying to swig from it, but it's so damn fizzy. It may have come out of my nose.

Big Sarge · 09-11-2012, 07:07 PM

Very pretty, but I find the "current" Sundae far more attractive

Big Sarge · 09-11-2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trilby

A Messianic Jewish prayer?

Question, Big Sarge: Do you roll on Shabbos?

And what is wrong with me saying a prayer?? Also are you calling me a Shabbat Goy? Or perhaps you are referring to the vehicle?

There are valid reasons for violating the Shabbat and I believe each should set his own limits with his covenant with the Lord.

Big Sarge · 09-12-2012, 07:44 PM

We have a nice doe hanging around the barracks. I also have corn aging in an oak barrel for when wrap up down here

Gravdigr · 09-13-2012, 12:18 PM

[WalterSobchak]Shomer fuckin' shabbos, man.[/Walter]

Trilby · 09-13-2012, 01:37 PM

[WalerSobchak]Shut up, Donny[/Walter]

DanaC · 09-14-2012, 05:59 AM

Ohhh look at you! Tha's nobbut a bairn.

09-10-2012, 02:55 PM	#151
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	His name is Steve. If'n he's still alive. I met him on holiday when I was 20. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-10-2012, 05:33 PM	#152
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Poor, poor Steve. I'll say a prayer for him tonight..... __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-11-2012, 01:23 PM	#157
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A bit like this. Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-11-2012, 02:58 PM	#158
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	AWWW! Talent night! You look lovely. did you win? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-11-2012, 03:21 PM	#159
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I did actually. Can't remember if it was first, second or third (I was drunk by then) but it was a bottle of perry (fairly low-alcohol pear drink) which looks like champagne. I do remember walking back and trying to swig from it, but it's so damn fizzy. It may have come out of my nose. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-11-2012, 07:07 PM	#160
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Very pretty, but I find the "current" Sundae far more attractive __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-12-2012, 07:44 PM	#162
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	We have a nice doe hanging around the barracks. I also have corn aging in an oak barrel for when wrap up down here Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2012, 12:18 PM	#163
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	[WalterSobchak]Shomer fuckin' shabbos, man.[/Walter] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-13-2012, 01:37 PM	#164
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	[WalerSobchak]Shut up, Donny[/Walter] __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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