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Old 05-21-2017, 11:07 PM   #1
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May 22nd, 2017: Ivy Oak

This image is here because I really really like it, simple as that.



Could be dirty old Oak seduced and deflowered young Ivy, and once despoiled Ivy had nowhere else to go.

Maybe seductive Ivy entwined in Oaks life knowing he was old and Ivy would inherit his fortune.

Maybe Oak and Ivy are thumbing their noses at convention with an interspecies love affair.

We’ll never know.
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:57 PM   #2
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"The Trees"

by Rush

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light

But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'

Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,

Axe,

And saw
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Old 05-28-2017, 02:39 AM   #3
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All I can say is it's a good thing I didn't see that long ago as I tend to hack any invasive ivy I catch murdering trees.


This one is pretty dang amazing/seductive looking. A movie!! We can use it in a dark\fantasy\horror\sex movie..
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Old 05-29-2017, 02:28 PM   #4
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"We'll never know."

Oh, we know.

Ivy is the suffocating, strangling, murderous parasite here. Choking at the roots and starving by shading at the crown, all the while leaning, hanging like a millstone, a glossy green deathshroud on the doomed Oak.

Yeah, we know that fucker.
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Old 05-29-2017, 02:41 PM   #5
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