Confessions

blue · 08-21-2010, 02:38 PM

Apologies if there's already been a confessions thread, this place seems huge when you've been away 3 years, here's mine;

I just drove drunk for the first time in like 10 years. To be honest I'm not trashed, but am probably pretty close to the new legal limit in WI .08

Also it was a 1/4 mile round trip (yeah I went and bought more hooch) still, I'm not particularly proud of this.

Anyway I want to hear some real confessions.

Sundae · 08-21-2010, 02:43 PM

When I last used Mum's Kenwood Chef (food mixer) smoke came out of the back.
Enough to set the smoke alarm off.

I just washed up the bowl and put it back in the cupboard.
In my defence, I know I didn't mis-use it in any way.
I just didn't want to cop the blame.

SamIam · 08-21-2010, 03:27 PM

I took too much of my adderall which is prescribed for my ADHD. I am supposed to take only 40mg/day, but today I took 80mg.

blue · 08-21-2010, 03:37 PM

what does adderall do to you? I do that all the time with vic (the blue strong ones) I'll take one, and within 5 minutes think, oh yeah I was gonna take a pain pill..... and there goes the morning.

SamIam · 08-21-2010, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue

what does adderall do to you? I do that all the time with vic (the blue strong ones) I'll take one, and within 5 minutes think, oh yeah I was gonna take a pain pill..... and there goes the morning.

Its a stimulent - mixed amphetamine salts. I get a real buzz if I over-medicate myself with it. I feel very guilty that I did this.

blue · 08-21-2010, 04:54 PM

guilt is for pussies, take another one, or skip tomorrow

SamIam · 08-21-2010, 05:06 PM

LOL @ Blue!

Gravdigr · 08-22-2010, 12:56 AM

I got my Rogaine and Viagra mixed up, now my hair won't lay down for shit.

Tulip · 08-22-2010, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I got my Rogaine and Viagra mixed up, now my hair won't lay down for shit.

casimendocina · 08-23-2010, 03:50 AM

Hilarious Gravdigr (not being a smartarse this time-I mean it).

My confession is already recorded in another thread.

DucksNuts · 08-25-2010, 04:13 AM

I often get realllly reaaaaallly frustrated with these 2 boys and plug my ipod into my ears to escape them....for a bit too long.

Yznhymr · 08-25-2010, 02:32 PM

I yank it way too hard sometimes. Especially when I am frustrated and uptight. It may take 8 to 9 really hard pulls sometimes to get it going.

In my defense, that dang lawnmower starter cord has always been hard to tug.

Sheldonrs · 08-25-2010, 02:38 PM

My confession:

I sat on Gravdigr's hair last night.

BigV · 08-25-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I got my Rogaine and Viagra mixed up, now my hair won't lay down for shit.

This may be a blessing if it disguises the fact that you're a dickhead.

Gravdigr · 08-25-2010, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

My confession:

I sat on Gravdigr's hair last night.

I had a helluva dream last night. I dreamt I had the world's tightest hat stuck on my head...

08-21-2010, 02:38 PM	#1
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Confessions Apologies if there's already been a confessions thread, this place seems huge when you've been away 3 years, here's mine; I just drove drunk for the first time in like 10 years. To be honest I'm not trashed, but am probably pretty close to the new legal limit in WI .08 Also it was a 1/4 mile round trip (yeah I went and bought more hooch) still, I'm not particularly proud of this. Anyway I want to hear some real confessions. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

08-21-2010, 03:37 PM	#4
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	what does adderall do to you? I do that all the time with vic (the blue strong ones) I'll take one, and within 5 minutes think, oh yeah I was gonna take a pain pill..... and there goes the morning. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

08-21-2010, 04:54 PM	#6
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	guilt is for pussies, take another one, or skip tomorrow __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

08-22-2010, 12:56 AM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I got my Rogaine and Viagra mixed up, now my hair won't lay down for shit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-25-2010, 02:32 PM	#12
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	I yank it way too hard sometimes. Especially when I am frustrated and uptight. It may take 8 to 9 really hard pulls sometimes to get it going. In my defense, that dang lawnmower starter cord has always been hard to tug. __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

08-21-2010, 02:43 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	When I last used Mum's Kenwood Chef (food mixer) smoke came out of the back. Enough to set the smoke alarm off. I just washed up the bowl and put it back in the cupboard. In my defence, I know I didn't mis-use it in any way. I just didn't want to cop the blame.

08-21-2010, 03:27 PM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I took too much of my adderall which is prescribed for my ADHD. I am supposed to take only 40mg/day, but today I took 80mg.

08-21-2010, 05:06 PM	#7
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	LOL @ Blue!

08-23-2010, 03:50 AM	#10
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Hilarious Gravdigr (not being a smartarse this time-I mean it). My confession is already recorded in another thread.

08-25-2010, 04:13 AM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I often get realllly reaaaaallly frustrated with these 2 boys and plug my ipod into my ears to escape them....for a bit too long.

08-25-2010, 02:38 PM	#13
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	My confession: I sat on Gravdigr's hair last night. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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