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Old 02-24-2016, 09:31 AM   #1
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While the notes are funny they are predicated on the idea that it is the kids's fault that they are late. An actual parent (according to me) would say, "You can Expecto Patronum after school. Get dressed and get your bookbag together."

Great, you've got five kids, that doesn't excuse you from parenting.

VERDICT: sarcastic asshat. Bailff, whack his pepee.
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That shit is deadly and should be banned.
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Old 02-24-2016, 11:09 PM   #2
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While the notes are funny they are predicated on the idea that it is the kids's fault that they are late. An actual parent (according to me) would say, "You can Expecto Patronum after school. Get dressed and get your bookbag together."

Great, you've got five kids, that doesn't excuse you from parenting.

VERDICT: sarcastic asshat. Bailff, whack his pepee.

That shit is deadly and should be banned.
I have that movie on VHS. I came for the Catholic High School Girls In Trouble, but I stayed for Frying The Cat In Pure Wesson Oil.

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Apparently I have mixed my memories of the good old days. The pee-pee whackin' baliff is *not*, repeat, not part of the trove of treasures from Kentucky Fried Movie, though they are of a kind, and contemporaneous. Do not call the baliff, I'll whack my own pee-pee, repentently (sp).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkETcBTvyC8 at 14:48.
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Old 08-25-2016, 03:33 PM   #3
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