What's upsetting you today? - Page 357

monster · 04-08-2010, 11:07 AM

Aw, Shaw. When you're all done with the nasty scans and you find the little fucker that wrecked your car, I'll come and hold him while you kick him. Be sure to bruise his labia. Or should that be bruce his labia?

Shawnee123 · 04-08-2010, 11:28 AM

Thanks.

Bad luck follows me around.

If I have brain damage, I'll find the little fucker and sue his pants off.

glatt · 04-08-2010, 11:31 AM

He'll be lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

Shawnee123 · 04-08-2010, 11:32 AM

Bwaaahahaaaa!

And his cell phone stuck up his butt.

Nirvana · 04-08-2010, 11:53 AM

I hope the planets align soon all this bad luck is crazy!

Shaw I hope he won't be calling anyone! I hate getting calls from assholes!

Speaking of assholes anyone else getting those 000 000 0000 calls? They are untraceable and probably from credit scammers?

Shawnee123 · 04-08-2010, 11:54 AM

lol...calls from assholes! Butt-dialing (have you seen that commercial? "Cracks" me up!)

Never got a 0000 call.

Pie · 04-08-2010, 12:21 PM

friggin' pollen.

glatt · 04-08-2010, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

friggin' pollen.

Ditto.

I just got in from outside, and the air was actually a little green when the wind was blowing.

Clodfobble · 04-08-2010, 01:10 PM

I had to hose off the trampoline before the kids could use it, because it was coated in yellow.

DanaC · 04-08-2010, 01:19 PM

@ Carruthers: It's slightly shocking when you suddenly notice the aging process in your parent. Like they continue looking a particular way and then suddenly you notice, they've changed quite a lot whilst your head was turned. Bizarre really. Slightly unreal seeming. I hope this isn't the beginnng of anything. It may just be one of those things.

@ Sundae: sorry to hear about that m'dear. Hope your Gramps is ok.

Oh, and Fuck diabetes. It's a sucky, nasty condition.

Pete Zicato · 04-09-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

Oh Pete, that's really hard. How old is she?

She's eleven. She's a tough kid and I'm proud of how well she's taking this, but I sure wish it had passed her by.

If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.

Griff · 04-10-2010, 07:51 AM

Sorry Pete.

Cloud · 04-10-2010, 02:55 PM

Hugs to all.

I'd like to state for the record that I usually do not visit this thread nowadays, because I've found reading everyone's troubles upsets me too much. I find it ironic to see my name as the OP all the time.

capnhowdy · 04-10-2010, 07:26 PM

Me too.

limey · 04-11-2010, 02:23 AM

Shaw - that's what this thread is for, dear girl!

04-08-2010, 11:07 AM	#5341
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Aw, Shaw. When you're all done with the nasty scans and you find the little fucker that wrecked your car, I'll come and hold him while you kick him. Be sure to bruise his labia. Or should that be bruce his labia? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-08-2010, 11:28 AM	#5342
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Thanks. Bad luck follows me around. If I have brain damage, I'll find the little fucker and sue his pants off. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-08-2010, 11:32 AM	#5344
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Bwaaahahaaaa! And his cell phone stuck up his butt. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-08-2010, 11:53 AM	#5345
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I hope the planets align soon all this bad luck is crazy! Shaw I hope he won't be calling anyone! I hate getting calls from assholes! Speaking of assholes anyone else getting those 000 000 0000 calls? They are untraceable and probably from credit scammers? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-08-2010, 11:54 AM	#5346
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...calls from assholes! Butt-dialing (have you seen that commercial? "Cracks" me up!) Never got a 0000 call. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-08-2010, 11:31 AM	#5343
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	He'll be lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

04-08-2010, 12:21 PM	#5347
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	friggin' pollen. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-08-2010, 01:10 PM	#5349
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I had to hose off the trampoline before the kids could use it, because it was coated in yellow. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-10-2010, 07:51 AM	#5352
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Sorry Pete. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-10-2010, 02:55 PM	#5353
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Hugs to all. I'd like to state for the record that I usually do not visit this thread nowadays, because I've found reading everyone's troubles upsets me too much. I find it ironic to see my name as the OP all the time. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-10-2010, 07:26 PM	#5354
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Me too. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-11-2010, 02:23 AM	#5355
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Shaw - that's what this thread is for, dear girl! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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