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09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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What you need is an earnest mouth to suck that ear out, girl.
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09-19-2009, 08:40 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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You know, Im up for most things 'spode, but that just sounds really friggen gross. Now my neck, you can go for it, but I think I will leave the ear suction to the ENT
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09-19-2009, 09:59 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Did you shake it like a dog coming in from the rain? Only thing that works for me.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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09-20-2009, 12:15 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Yeah Mon, I did that as soon as it happened and I hopped around like a crazy women....slept that ear facing the pillow. Its blocked like a mo fo now.
I read on the interwebz to use the palm of my hand like a plunger...I could feel it moving but no relief. 
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09-20-2009, 12:56 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Ok, I read that as "heating oil".
Insert a drinking straw, light the end of it, and the suction should draw out the water. Don't burn yourself.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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09-20-2009, 07:47 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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try running backwards naked through a sprinkler and then under a ladder singing The Locomotion.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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09-20-2009, 07:51 AM
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Radical Centrist
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When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.
When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine. |
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09-20-2009, 08:52 AM
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I can hear my ears
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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09-20-2009, 11:05 AM
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The future is unwritten
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09-20-2009, 11:15 AM
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Come on, cat.
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This is where my Jeep is vacationing right now...
Autopsy: Shark killed man who washed up in Kill Devil Hills Quote:
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09-20-2009, 11:33 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Global warming did it.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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09-20-2009, 02:15 PM
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Gone and done
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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09-20-2009, 06:15 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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One thing about it Jinx...... You'll never feel guilty about asking THEM for favors anymore, eh?
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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09-20-2009, 06:56 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Srsly. I'm not even gonna cut Dennis's nails when they have to babysit him at thanksgiving - and they have carpet and upholstered furniture...
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09-20-2009, 07:43 PM
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Your Bartender
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