Sarcastically Stated

monster · 01-02-2015, 05:36 PM

50 Americans sum up their State in a sarcastic sentence

Some of these did elicit a chortle. Some were terrible. If you live in the US, can you do better for your state? (or someone else's) And if you don't, what about a sentence for your country/state/province/shoebox in middle of t' road?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2015, 08:44 PM

Love them, of course the meanest are the truest.

glatt · 01-03-2015, 05:55 AM

I went to college in CT and they mention in their literature how close they are to NYC and Boston.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-03-2015, 07:48 AM

Why yes, The Boston Post Road passes right through CT. You might see real live important people on their way from NY to Boston, or vice versa.

The MA slogan isn't very original though, that's been used everywhere, but some others are right through the heart.

monster · 01-03-2015, 09:08 AM

MA is the two seasons one? If so, yeah we use that all the time here too. I bet we could do better

monster · 01-03-2015, 09:09 AM

Meanwhile, how about

Australia: 10,000 ways to kill you and not all of them living (as a starting point at least)

it's just Cellar Tag Lines for the world.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-03-2015, 03:07 PM

England: Why yes, we use to own that.

Russia: Why yes, we're planning on owning that.

Jamaica: Huh... what's that?

Gravdigr · 01-03-2015, 03:21 PM

Oh, hey, look, we'uns in Kentucky is all inbread wiff da same last names.

What wit. What biting commentary. How imaginative, and original.

tw · 01-03-2015, 03:38 PM

Nonsense. In New Jersey we aay, "My Governor is bigger than your Governor". As usual, we are right. Our Governor says so.

monster · 01-03-2015, 03:49 PM

Kentucky: Tastes like chicken

monster · 01-03-2015, 03:50 PM

Michigan: We look down on Canada

footfootfoot · 01-03-2015, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I went to college in CT and they mention in their literature how close they are to NYC and Boston.

I tell people we are centrally located in the middle of nowhere. We're exactly three hours from Boston, NYC, and Montreal.

monster · 01-03-2015, 04:10 PM

New York: A city with a lot of spare land next to it to house its ego

Gravdigr · 01-04-2015, 04:01 PM

Kentucky: No, it's not really blue.

classicman · 01-04-2015, 04:54 PM

Damn sorry to hear that, Monster.

01-02-2015, 05:36 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sarcastically Stated 50 Americans sum up their State in a sarcastic sentence Some of these did elicit a chortle. Some were terrible. If you live in the US, can you do better for your state? (or someone else's) And if you don't, what about a sentence for your country/state/province/shoebox in middle of t' road? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-02-2015, 08:44 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Love them, of course the meanest are the truest. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-03-2015, 07:48 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why yes, The Boston Post Road passes right through CT. You might see real live important people on their way from NY to Boston, or vice versa. The MA slogan isn't very original though, that's been used everywhere, but some others are right through the heart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-03-2015, 09:08 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	MA is the two seasons one? If so, yeah we use that all the time here too. I bet we could do better __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2015, 09:09 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Meanwhile, how about Australia: 10,000 ways to kill you and not all of them living (as a starting point at least) it's just Cellar Tag Lines for the world. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2015, 05:55 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I went to college in CT and they mention in their literature how close they are to NYC and Boston.

01-03-2015, 03:07 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	England: Why yes, we use to own that. Russia: Why yes, we're planning on owning that. Jamaica: Huh... what's that? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-03-2015, 03:21 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, hey, look, we'uns in Kentucky is all inbread wiff da same last names. What wit. What biting commentary. How imaginative, and original. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-03-2015, 03:38 PM	#9
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Nonsense. In New Jersey we aay, "My Governor is bigger than your Governor". As usual, we are right. Our Governor says so. Last edited by tw; 01-03-2015 at 03:44 PM.

01-03-2015, 03:49 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Kentucky: Tastes like chicken __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2015, 03:50 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Michigan: We look down on Canada __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2015, 04:10 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	New York: A city with a lot of spare land next to it to house its ego __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2015, 04:01 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Kentucky: No, it's not really blue. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-04-2015, 04:54 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Damn sorry to hear that, Monster. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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