How much shit can you fit in a 5lb Bag?

lumberjim · 12-31-2009, 01:26 PM

there are 2 finance managers. it takes about 40-45 minutes to do a deal if you hurry. how many last minute jerkoffs can you fit in the finance department? what is this, a college stunt?!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2009, 01:30 PM

Go easy on 'em. The little woman didn't like the vacuum he gave her for Christmas, and he won't get laid until he gets her that car.

Trilby · 12-31-2009, 03:00 PM

6 pounds.

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2009, 03:02 PM

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

monster · 12-31-2009, 05:01 PM

The human head? The entire head of humanity? Hebe did the weight of her head as a science fair project. Never been the same since.

monster · 12-31-2009, 05:05 PM

btw, I thought lumberjim's head alone weighed 42 pounds?

Cloud · 12-31-2009, 05:22 PM

banned for making us read a scribbled chart.

oh, wait . . . wrong thread!

Flint · 12-31-2009, 07:47 PM

Get back to work, whiney slacker bitch.

Crimson Ghost · 12-31-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Yes, I did.

Did you know that a 150 pound human can yield up to 75 pounds of consumable meat?

Sundae · 01-01-2010, 09:39 AM

But most of it will taste offal...

Shawnee123 · 01-01-2010, 10:50 AM

Hahahaha. My quote is from Jerry Maguire, when that kid is sitting in the back seat of the car and says that line to Jerry. Just in case it was too obscure.

Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that.

monster · 01-01-2010, 10:53 AM

But how much shit is in a 150lb human?

Shawnee123 · 01-01-2010, 10:59 AM

Depends on what you had for dinner.

Crimson Ghost · 01-02-2010, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that.

Just remember, the taste varies from person to person.

Gravdigr · 01-03-2010, 07:42 PM

Wouldn't vegetarians taste better? Myself, I'm a vagitarian. Oh, yeah.

12-31-2009, 01:26 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	How much shit can you fit in a 5lb Bag? there are 2 finance managers. it takes about 40-45 minutes to do a deal if you hurry. how many last minute jerkoffs can you fit in the finance department? what is this, a college stunt?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-31-2009, 01:30 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Go easy on 'em. The little woman didn't like the vacuum he gave her for Christmas, and he won't get laid until he gets her that car. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2009, 03:00 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	6 pounds. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-31-2009, 03:02 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2009, 05:01 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The human head? The entire head of humanity? Hebe did the weight of her head as a science fair project. Never been the same since. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-31-2009, 05:05 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	btw, I thought lumberjim's head alone weighed 42 pounds? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-31-2009, 05:22 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	banned for making us read a scribbled chart. oh, wait . . . wrong thread! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-31-2009, 07:47 PM	#8
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01-01-2010, 09:39 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But most of it will taste offal... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-01-2010, 10:50 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hahahaha. My quote is from Jerry Maguire, when that kid is sitting in the back seat of the car and says that line to Jerry. Just in case it was too obscure. Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-01-2010, 10:53 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	But how much shit is in a 150lb human? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-01-2010, 10:59 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Depends on what you had for dinner. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-03-2010, 07:42 PM	#15
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