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10-06-2005, 10:41 AM
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Syndrome of a Down
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: West Chester
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The best press release ever
<a href="http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/?inc=5&news_id=6669">Presented without further comment.</a>
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10-06-2005, 10:55 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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*rofl*
At least he has songwriting material for a new record... |
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10-06-2005, 11:22 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I am now going to have to waste company time & money emailing that link to everyone I know.
I should feel deep sympathy for his painful situation. And I will. As soon as I stop laughing. |
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10-06-2005, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Press releases are written by press agents. This one seems to have been written by the editorial staff at The Onion. I guess it's doing what it was intented to do -- generate comment, buzz. If I were him in the situation described, I would say nothing. Why post this at all?
"Please allow this situation to remain private." Riiiiiiight.
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10-06-2005, 11:57 AM
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10-06-2005, 12:16 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Imagine his chagrin at finding out he was in a polyamorous relationship, and no one told him.
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10-06-2005, 12:19 PM
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Location: Seattle
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His relationship was monogamous, judging from his "reaction", but the girlfriend sure seems poly.
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10-08-2005, 01:08 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Why is it that guys are always surprised that the trashy seeming girls they always go for actually turn out to be trashy?
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10-08-2005, 01:21 AM
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Sounds to me like his next CD just wrote itself.
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10-08-2005, 12:27 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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And this may be the real reason people come back to the Cellar. The small chance to be Dorothy Parker or Robert Benchley and place the perfect barb, the classic riposte and engage in fairly witty reparte.
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