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03-30-2007, 02:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-30-2007, 03:01 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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03-30-2007, 03:05 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You just made my weekend, cheers!
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03-31-2007, 12:03 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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04-08-2007, 08:40 PM
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... is not really in Maui. Weird, huh?
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I'm disappointed.
All this way and not one mention of Denis Leary? For shame. http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=6WiV2fyvRbs
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04-08-2007, 09:04 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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04-08-2007, 10:21 PM
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CORNHOLE!
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04-09-2007, 05:09 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole Song (The I-95 Song)
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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04-13-2007, 01:36 PM
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I Love Lamp
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Smash, by The Offspring
Head over heals Iīve fit in before Now I donīt wanna do it no more Iīve held it all in with blood on my face Built it up man so bad you can taste I donīt slag no one I donīt even judge Donīt give a shit īcause Iīm not gonna budge I just want to be who I want to be Guess thatīs hard for others to see Iīm not a trendy asshole I Do what I want I Do what I feel like Iīm not a trendy asshole Donīt give a fuck If itīs good enough for you Cause I am alive Smash is the way you feel all alone Like an outcast youīre out on your own Smash is the way you deal with your life Like an outcast youīre smashing your strife Head over heels Iīve fit in before Now I donīt want to do it no more I just want to be who I want to be Guess thatīs hard for others to see
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05-11-2007, 12:41 AM
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How about "Asshole" by Denis Leary
DENIS LEARY - ASSHOLE
(Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. (Sung) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong NAAAAH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) (Spoken) Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive... (Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?) Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole! (Sung) I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A S-S H-O L-E Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom Oooooooo (Spoken) I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it! (Chris mouths: Asshole) |
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05-12-2007, 07:32 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Well, depending on the administration, how about "Hail to the Chief"?
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05-13-2007, 08:13 AM
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I can hear my ears
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05-13-2007, 08:31 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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