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Cicero · 01-29-2009, 01:32 PM

Shawnee never chatz.......... And I was so looking forward to Friday night chatz with the Shaw.....Oh well.......

Chocolatl · 01-30-2009, 04:24 PM

Today, one of my classes was watching a portion of the 1968 Romeo and Juliet. Towards the middle of the movie, there is a scene with Romeo and Juliet in bed the morning after their wedding night. Because of school rules, we had to do our best to censor the nudity. Romeo's butt was covered by a piece of paper over the projector, as were Juliet's breasts.
My cooperating teacher thought the nudity was over and started to walk away. Juliet made a sudden move and her breasts flashed the screen for maybe a nanosecond.
Suddenly, I had a room full of adolescent boys screaming and whooping, including a young gentleman who chose to yell "I SAW THEM TITTIES!" over and over again at the top of his lungs.

glatt · 01-30-2009, 04:38 PM

I remember that scene well. My high school English teacher had some old video tape player that was like a reel to reel machine, with the tape on spools. I'd never seen one before and haven't seen one since. Anyway, she was trying to fast forward past the nudity, and was having a difficult time with this antiquated machine, and twice it paused on Juliet's boobs while the teacher frantically tried to get it playing again.

Chocolatl · 01-30-2009, 05:44 PM

When I censored it for the next two classes, I knew to cover the Juliet quick-flash at the end, having learned from my cooperating teacher's mistake. I imagine many high school English teachers have a similar horror story.

Shawnee123 · 01-30-2009, 06:02 PM

This is only sort of related, but the boy Chocolatl spoke of reminded me of this story:

In Jr Hi literature our assignment was to read a kid's book to the class, as if we were reading to a group of kids.

I had a cool book, due to having a much younger brother.

This one guy apparently either didn't have much choice or just grabbed one. It was about some old lady counting her blessings even when things got rough. Once when the author was relating the blessings, the line went "...and she had her cock to wake her up in the morn."

I kid you not. The boys in my class almost blew snot out their nose trying not to laugh, and Mrs S was not happy with them. Even I was thinking "Come on Mrs S...that's pretty darn funny."

zenarchist.swordsman · 01-30-2009, 08:25 PM

capnhowdy · 01-30-2009, 08:58 PM

I think you got a sword in your zenarch.. your'e duping.

zenarchist.swordsman · 01-30-2009, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

I think you got a sword in your zenarch.. your'e duping.

As one at the center of the wheel, I shall emote (with images) when and where appropriate. This thread was karmicly incomplete without it.

[OOC: nice ta meet'cha cap'nhowdy

]

DanaC · 01-31-2009, 04:15 AM

[OOC:] reminds me of my old rping days *smiles*

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-02-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Are you suggesting UG has a one-track mind?

C'mon, he rarely gets sidetracked, and can express himself clearly. Diesel make it clear: sometimes he rails against things but he is a fare man and if you conductor yourself according to your station there is no need to be afreight of him.

Where the devil is my stiff blue hat and ticket punch...?

TGRR · 02-04-2009, 06:13 PM

What the hell kinda shit is this? What the hell is the world coming to, when an honest man o' the cloth has to prove he isn't a fucking robot?

TGRR · 02-04-2009, 06:15 PM

And what the hell kind of world spawns assnuggets that run around writing bots, anyway? Fuck. People like that should have their kidneys removed.

TGRR · 02-04-2009, 06:16 PM

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capnhowdy · 02-04-2009, 07:46 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, TGRR.

monster · 02-07-2009, 10:46 PM

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01-29-2009, 01:32 PM	#1081
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Shawnee never chatz.......... And I was so looking forward to Friday night chatz with the Shaw.....Oh well....... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-30-2009, 06:02 PM	#1085
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This is only sort of related, but the boy Chocolatl spoke of reminded me of this story: In Jr Hi literature our assignment was to read a kid's book to the class, as if we were reading to a group of kids. I had a cool book, due to having a much younger brother. This one guy apparently either didn't have much choice or just grabbed one. It was about some old lady counting her blessings even when things got rough. Once when the author was relating the blessings, the line went "...and she had her cock to wake her up in the morn." I kid you not. The boys in my class almost blew snot out their nose trying not to laugh, and Mrs S was not happy with them. Even I was thinking "Come on Mrs S...that's pretty darn funny." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-30-2009, 08:58 PM	#1087
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I think you got a sword in your zenarch.. your'e duping. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-04-2009, 07:46 PM	#1094
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Welcome to the Cellar, TGRR. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-07-2009, 10:46 PM	#1095
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	cellar calendars now available: http://www.zazzle.com/cellar_calenda...98498585698331 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-30-2009, 04:24 PM	#1082
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Today, one of my classes was watching a portion of the 1968 Romeo and Juliet. Towards the middle of the movie, there is a scene with Romeo and Juliet in bed the morning after their wedding night. Because of school rules, we had to do our best to censor the nudity. Romeo's butt was covered by a piece of paper over the projector, as were Juliet's breasts. My cooperating teacher thought the nudity was over and started to walk away. Juliet made a sudden move and her breasts flashed the screen for maybe a nanosecond. Suddenly, I had a room full of adolescent boys screaming and whooping, including a young gentleman who chose to yell "I SAW THEM TITTIES!" over and over again at the top of his lungs.

01-30-2009, 04:38 PM	#1083
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I remember that scene well. My high school English teacher had some old video tape player that was like a reel to reel machine, with the tape on spools. I'd never seen one before and haven't seen one since. Anyway, she was trying to fast forward past the nudity, and was having a difficult time with this antiquated machine, and twice it paused on Juliet's boobs while the teacher frantically tried to get it playing again.

01-30-2009, 05:44 PM	#1084
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	When I censored it for the next two classes, I knew to cover the Juliet quick-flash at the end, having learned from my cooperating teacher's mistake. I imagine many high school English teachers have a similar horror story.

01-30-2009, 08:25 PM	#1086
zenarchist.swordsman Provocateur Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 9

01-31-2009, 04:15 AM	#1089
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	[OOC:] reminds me of my old rping days smiles

02-04-2009, 06:13 PM	#1091
TGRR Horrible Bastard Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: High Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,103	What the hell kinda shit is this? What the hell is the world coming to, when an honest man o' the cloth has to prove he isn't a fucking robot?

02-04-2009, 06:15 PM	#1092
TGRR Horrible Bastard Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: High Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,103	And what the hell kind of world spawns assnuggets that run around writing bots, anyway? Fuck. People like that should have their kidneys removed.

02-04-2009, 06:16 PM	#1093
TGRR Horrible Bastard Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: High Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,103	UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

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