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Old 03-27-2020, 10:34 PM   #1621
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Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose...

...they are canny linguists
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Old 04-05-2020, 02:40 PM   #1622
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In time, the mitigation will become conditional upon results and this will be trending again:

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Old 04-30-2020, 05:26 PM   #1623
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Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household.

At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise.

We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.
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Old 05-01-2020, 01:41 PM   #1624
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I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu.

Stayed drunk all month.
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:55 PM   #1625
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unprecedented
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Old 05-02-2020, 02:53 AM   #1626
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unprecedented
That one has come to my attention as well.

Have we ever lived in precedented times?
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Old 05-02-2020, 11:23 AM   #1627
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oh I was just talking about Grav being drunk for a month
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Old 05-10-2020, 10:27 PM   #1628
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I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like a snare drum, plutôt."
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Old 05-11-2020, 03:45 AM   #1629
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I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed.

I thought it said 380 cases of constipation.
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Old 05-11-2020, 03:59 AM   #1630
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Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit.
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Old 07-01-2020, 07:11 AM   #1631
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Years ago, Flint visited my house with his kiddos, and they stopped at our grocery store on the way. The store has a weirdly convoluted parking lot, and Flint was furious about its design flaws.

Now they're doing construction, and they've opened it up to a more traditional layout. Every time I pull in now, I think, "Oh, Flint would be happy about this."
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Old 07-01-2020, 04:34 PM   #1632
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I am also mildly amused by that
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Old 07-01-2020, 04:42 PM   #1633
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Oh my God, that's hilarious.
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Old 07-01-2020, 09:05 PM   #1634
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Flint, we need you to go back and test it out......
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Old 07-02-2020, 06:29 PM   #1635
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Maybe start a youtube channel devoted to lot critique.
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