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Old 11-14-2007, 12:04 AM   #16
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This discussion of advent calendars reminded me of the best holiday movie ever made, Bad Santa.
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omg, when BB Thornton went off in the food court, and at the kid "no I don't want f***ing sandwich" I laughed so hard I cried.
My fav line from "Bad Santa"? "You ain't gonna shit right for a week." (or something like that)
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Old 11-14-2007, 12:22 AM   #17
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My fav line from "Bad Santa"? "You ain't gonna shit right for a week." (or something like that)
That was good. So was this:

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Willie: [the kid on his lap stares blankly at him] Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right? What the fuck are you doing, Don't fuck with my beard.
Kid: Its not real.
Willie: No shit.
Willie: Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing
Kid: How did you get sick?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Kid: No, it was her sister
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Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?
Kid: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
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Old 11-16-2007, 08:02 PM   #18
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HLJ - thank you for making me laugh until I almost peed.

That made my day.
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Old 11-17-2007, 10:03 AM   #19
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Question amazing in a kind of sick way...

very interesting.. and I am near Hannover now, I should go and check it out!.. it might be part of the history of the city, but I think is surreal to "inmortalize" it like that!
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Old 11-17-2007, 10:07 AM   #20
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I wonder what's behind his little door?
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