Jan 15, 2011: Resolution Saver

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2011, 04:20 AM

On just about everyone's New Years resolution list is to lose weight, every damn year.
But it's sooooo hard, especially in the winter dark when we need a name-your-poison boost.

For hardcore loss, it's tough to beat a Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass, but that's big bucks.
It's also hard to convince your insurance company you need it, not just want it.

So here we go, on Amazon you can get not 1, not 2, but 3 Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass kits, for less than 300 bucks.

You and two pudgy friends could take turns operating on each other.
A circle fat jerk, if you will, but be sure and read the Customer's reviews before buying.

Don't forget before you buy anything from Amazon, go the Clodfobble's Food Blog, and go
to Amazon from the link on the left side of the page.

Caution: This kind of surgery may lay you up for awhile.
I'm not sure of that, but people that bought this also bought Kindle covers.
Maybe that was just to keep blood and poop off their kindle, while they follow the operation instructions.

via boingboing

Sundae · 01-15-2011, 04:26 AM

Wow

Where am I going to get $300 from?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2011, 04:29 AM

Find two fat friends and split the cost.

Trilby · 01-15-2011, 06:37 AM

the bypass kits are cheap - it's the anesthesia that's going to cost ya.

Clodfobble · 01-15-2011, 08:50 AM

Nah, it won't take much Boone's Farm to knock you out...

TheMercenary · 01-17-2011, 08:22 AM

That is nothing more than a generic surgical pack. Nothing to do with by-pass per se, just the basics of a disposable pack used in nearly all surgeries. They com pre-packed like that from a manufacture plant and you can have them customized.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-17-2011, 01:00 PM

Why those lying bastards, here I though I'd get skinny.

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2011, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Why those lying bastards, here I though I'd get skinny.

SRSLY. You mean it's NOT on the up and up? Gawd I'm glad someone told me, I was sharpening my ginsus, disinfecting the bathtub, and awaiting arrival of my kit.

Pete Zicato · 01-18-2011, 11:03 AM

It was on the radio news in Chicago this morning. (The manufacturer is based here) It was a mistake on the part of the distributor/Amazon. It's been taken down.

01-15-2011, 04:20 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 15, 2011: Resolution Saver On just about everyone's New Years resolution list is to lose weight, every damn year. But it's sooooo hard, especially in the winter dark when we need a name-your-poison boost. For hardcore loss, it's tough to beat a Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass, but that's big bucks. It's also hard to convince your insurance company you need it, not just want it. So here we go, on Amazon you can get not 1, not 2, but 3 Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass kits, for less than 300 bucks. You and two pudgy friends could take turns operating on each other. A circle fat jerk, if you will, but be sure and read the Customer's reviews before buying. Don't forget before you buy anything from Amazon, go the Clodfobble's Food Blog, and go to Amazon from the link on the left side of the page. Caution: This kind of surgery may lay you up for awhile. I'm not sure of that, but people that bought this also bought Kindle covers. Maybe that was just to keep blood and poop off their kindle, while they follow the operation instructions. via boingboing __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-15-2011, 04:26 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Wow Where am I going to get $300 from? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-15-2011, 04:29 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Find two fat friends and split the cost. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-15-2011, 06:37 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the bypass kits are cheap - it's the anesthesia that's going to cost ya. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-15-2011, 08:50 AM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Nah, it won't take much Boone's Farm to knock you out... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-17-2011, 08:22 AM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	That is nothing more than a generic surgical pack. Nothing to do with by-pass per se, just the basics of a disposable pack used in nearly all surgeries. They com pre-packed like that from a manufacture plant and you can have them customized. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-17-2011, 01:00 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why those lying bastards, here I though I'd get skinny. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-18-2011, 11:03 AM	#9
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	It was on the radio news in Chicago this morning. (The manufacturer is based here) It was a mistake on the part of the distributor/Amazon. It's been taken down. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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