Do you pee in the shower? - Page 2

Uryoces · 12-05-2003, 01:52 AM

Saves on water, plus I have the shower wand to chase it around the tub. I just aim for the drain. It's gone in a matter of seconds. It's not like anyone knows I do it.

Oh, wait a minute...

Nothing But Net · 12-05-2003, 04:03 AM

I must say yes.

The voices said it was OK.

Skunks · 12-05-2003, 04:12 AM

I voted "male-no", but not because I'm morally opposed to it. Rather, it's just one of those things I don't do regularly, because it's not a regular issue. Probably that upper-class-white-male dominant ideology again.

<i>(dramatic sigh)</i>

Griff · 12-05-2003, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
I do, making sure I carefully aim for the drain.

One more piece of info for the keep Syc outa the state house committee.

I plumbed that shower, I'll pee there if I want.

OnyxCougar · 12-05-2003, 08:05 AM

I stumble out of bed, turn the shower on, get in, pee, and then wash. *shrugs* It's really no biggie.

Beestie · 12-05-2003, 08:07 AM

Yes, but I also aim for the drain.

I used to stand real close to the drain but got bored when my aim got so good that I never missed (a layup). So I started from a little further back (the foul line) till I got pretty good from there. Once I mastered the shot from the charity stripe, I moved back to the 3-point line (NCAA) and I can drain it from there (so to speak) about 50% of the time. If I am really 'feeling it', I'll back up to the NBA 3-point line (all the way from the back of the tub). I figure I'm about a 40% shooter from that distance.

Probably more detail than you were hoping for. Sorry.

vsp · 12-05-2003, 08:11 AM

I pee in the shower without shame.

My wife is freaked out by the concept.

Undertoad · 12-05-2003, 08:27 AM

My feet are yellow.

lumberjim · 12-05-2003, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by insoluble

Lumberjim - I bet you not only pee in the shower, but also on the toilet seat.

I live in a 175 yr old house. When we moved in, the house didn't even have a shower....just 2 tubs. I have since installed a shower but i wouldn't pee in there. My kids take baths in there.... that's nasty. If I have to pee THAT bad, I'll open the curtain, and send it to the toilet from inside the shower.......j/k.......

actually, I usually take a shower when I wake up in the morning, and the first thing everyone does when they wake up is pee...so it is seldom an issue.

As far as the toilet seat goes, don't you think that jinx would tear my arm off and hit me with the wet end if i did that?.....I'm conditioned...trained.....I not only don't pee on the seat, I wipe the porcelain of the inevitable overspray when I'm done. Then I put the fuckin lid down, AND flush.

like a real grown up

Undertoad · 12-05-2003, 08:53 AM

Quote:

As far as the toilet seat goes, don't you think that jinx would tear my arm off and hit me with the wet end if i did that?.....I'm conditioned...trained...

So Bruce, still admirable?

stirring up a rash of trouble

FileNotFound · 12-05-2003, 08:58 AM

This may be odd...

But having read this thread I have an urge to pee...

Hmm too bad there is no shower at work...

Beestie · 12-05-2003, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Hmm too bad there is no shower at work...

Hmmmm.... I see a new thread coming...

Where do/have YOU pee(d) when there's nowhere to pee?

I think the celler is morphing into your grouphug sig site

FileNotFound · 12-05-2003, 09:09 AM

Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal.

I'm embarrassed to do it in the sink at work...

Beestie · 12-05-2003, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal.

chicken

other options:
boss' coffee mug (better than visine, lj, and safer too)
sink (as you pointed out)
fire stair
behind shrubbery adorning the entry
roof
cube mate's trash can
behind conference room podium (extra credit if while you are giving an all-hands speech)
I could go on...

FileNotFound · 12-05-2003, 09:24 AM

By the way...does anyone else find it strangley refreshing to pee from high places?

When I was little nothing made me as happy as walking up to the 14th floor of my appartment complex, get out on the roof and pee on the court below where masses of people were walking about (there was a department store under the complex)

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do	54	54.55%
I am a male and I do not	11	11.11%
I am a female and I do	20	20.20%
I am a female and I do not	10	10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo	4	4.04%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2003, 01:52 AM	#16
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Saves on water, plus I have the shower wand to chase it around the tub. I just aim for the drain. It's gone in a matter of seconds. It's not like anyone knows I do it. Oh, wait a minute... __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

12-05-2003, 08:07 AM	#21
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Yes, but I also aim for the drain. I used to stand real close to the drain but got bored when my aim got so good that I never missed (a layup). So I started from a little further back (the foul line) till I got pretty good from there. Once I mastered the shot from the charity stripe, I moved back to the 3-point line (NCAA) and I can drain it from there (so to speak) about 50% of the time. If I am really 'feeling it', I'll back up to the NBA 3-point line (all the way from the back of the tub). I figure I'm about a 40% shooter from that distance. Probably more detail than you were hoping for. Sorry. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-05-2003, 08:58 AM	#26
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	This may be odd... But having read this thread I have an urge to pee... Hmm too bad there is no shower at work... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-05-2003, 09:09 AM	#28
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Seeing no better option...I went for the urinal. I'm embarrassed to do it in the sink at work... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-05-2003, 04:03 AM	#17
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	I must say yes. The voices said it was OK.

12-05-2003, 04:12 AM	#18
Skunks I thought I changed this. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: western nowhere, ny Posts: 412	I voted "male-no", but not because I'm morally opposed to it. Rather, it's just one of those things I don't do regularly, because it's not a regular issue. Probably that upper-class-white-male dominant ideology again. <i>(dramatic sigh)</i>

12-05-2003, 08:05 AM	#20
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	I stumble out of bed, turn the shower on, get in, pee, and then wash. shrugs It's really no biggie.

12-05-2003, 08:11 AM	#22
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	I pee in the shower without shame. My wife is freaked out by the concept.

12-05-2003, 08:27 AM	#23
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My feet are yellow.

12-05-2003, 09:24 AM	#30
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	By the way...does anyone else find it strangley refreshing to pee from high places? When I was little nothing made me as happy as walking up to the 14th floor of my appartment complex, get out on the roof and pee on the court below where masses of people were walking about (there was a department store under the complex) __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

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