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12-29-2006, 09:46 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Why don't we do it in the road?
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12-29-2006, 09:54 AM
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Banned - Self Imposed
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Is there anybody out there?
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12-29-2006, 10:04 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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are you taking the 5th...
and drinking it, too?
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12-29-2006, 10:11 AM
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Is anyone gonna answer any of these?
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12-29-2006, 10:38 AM
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If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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12-29-2006, 10:44 AM
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12-29-2006, 11:18 AM
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do you look at the toilet paper when youve wiped your arse?
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12-29-2006, 11:19 AM
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I can hear my ears
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oh, that's a whole thread right there
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12-29-2006, 11:29 AM
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how else would you know if you got it all?
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12-29-2006, 11:31 AM
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exactly why i asked. ive asked people before and got a response something like "eww no! thats just too gross!". so i assume they have a shitty arse.
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12-29-2006, 11:41 AM
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We really should have another thread about this, but...
You can assume that after the first wipe, the paper won't be clean yet, so you don't need to look at that one. The second will probably not be clean either. Starting with the third wipe, you could begin looking, because the paper might be clean. But sometimes you can just tell from the feel of things that it's gonna take a while. |
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12-29-2006, 12:08 PM
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lurkin old school
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it's good to monitor these things...
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12-29-2006, 12:49 PM
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Aren't those Scott Tissue moistened wipes are like magic?
(see, I managed to phrase my response in the form of a question, Alex!)
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12-29-2006, 01:20 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Afraid So
by Jeanne Marie Beaumont Is it starting to rain? Did the check bounce? Are we out of coffee? Is this going to hurt? Could you lose your job? Did the glass break? Was the baggage misrouted? Will this go on my record? Are you missing much money? Was anyone injured? Is the traffic heavy? Do I have to remove my clothes? Will it leave a scar? Must you go? Will this be in the papers? Is my time up already? Are we seeing the understudy? Will it affect my eyesight? Did all the books burn? Are you still smoking? Is the bone broken? Will I have to put him to sleep? Was the car totaled? Am I responsible for these charges? Are you contagious? Will we have to wait long? Is the runway icy? Was the gun loaded? Could this cause side effects? Do you know who betrayed you? Is the wound infected? Are we lost? Will it get any worse?
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