IS THERE A GOD? - Page 4

Catwoman · 04-22-2005, 05:50 AM

Pie, brilliant.

Carnivean · 05-11-2005, 02:33 PM

I think there's a God. I don't think [pronoun of your choice (poyc)] is a Christian. I'm not sure if [poyc] has free will (whatever exactly that may be). Have a wonderful day. Amen.

Happy Monkey · 05-11-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

"`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

This line always puzzled me. I can never quite figure out how it works.

Pie · 05-11-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

This line always puzzled me. I can never quite figure out how it works.

Zebra crossing == pedestrian crossing

Quote:

"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God."

05-12-2005, 12:14 AM

I entered the poll as "I am god", but only for comedic value and lack of other viable options... not that it's that funny. I'd honestly answer that I have no clue if there is one and that I wish there were a god that I knew and loved. I can't intelliegently beleive in any of the gods in existense currently... how sad am I? Sometimes I sincerely wish I could believe because often I could use one. No offense to those of you who believe... sometimes I envy your (blind?) devotion and faith.

smoothmoniker · 05-12-2005, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Asylum

No offense to those of you who believe... sometimes I envy your (blind?) devotion and faith.

Yeah, clearly no offense embedded there.

wolf · 05-12-2005, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

This line always puzzled me. I can never quite figure out how it works.

Look at the cover of the Beatles Album, Abbey Road.

That's a Zebra Crossing.

Happy Monkey · 05-12-2005, 05:07 AM

Thanks, Pie, wolf, that makes a bit more sense than the zoological definition.

wolf · 05-12-2005, 10:04 AM

Oh, wow. Now I understand your problem. Yes, I can see how that would be confusing.

Although your interpretation is also funny.

Trilby · 05-12-2005, 10:49 AM

There is a God/Dess. I KNOW it. S/He comforts and protects me. I know it. I have felt God.

Troubleshooter · 05-12-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I have felt God.

Only so long as it was consensual...

mrnoodle · 05-12-2005, 12:12 PM

it HAS to be. that's why so many people never will feel God, and if I recall correctly from one of these threads, the main reason why they refuse to acknowledge his existence.

Gwennie! · 05-13-2005, 04:06 AM

I couldn't vote. No agnostic choice.

The existence of God can not be proven either way. God is irrelevant. Only inter-human interactions matter at all.

We should all just follow the Golden Rule. What else matters?

Happy Monkey · 05-13-2005, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Gwennie!

We should all just follow the Golden Rule. What else matters?

As long as you avoid masochists.

OnyxCougar · 05-13-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Asylum

No offense to those of you who believe... sometimes I envy your (blind?) devotion and faith.

The ones with blind faith are the ones to ignore. They have no reason, no justification for their belief. These are usually fundies.

The bible tells us to have reasons for our faith, and be ready to give answers to questions about your faith.

RELIGION loves blind faith. God doesn't.

View Poll Results: is there a god
there is only one god, the christian god	14	25.00%
there is no god, no heaven, no hell	25	44.64%
there are several gods	4	7.14%
i am god	6	10.71%
i believe in "The Force"	7	12.50%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

04-22-2005, 05:50 AM	#46
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Pie, brilliant. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

05-12-2005, 05:07 AM	#53
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Thanks, Pie, wolf, that makes a bit more sense than the zoological definition. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-12-2005, 10:04 AM	#54
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Oh, wow. Now I understand your problem. Yes, I can see how that would be confusing. Although your interpretation is also funny. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-12-2005, 10:49 AM	#55
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	There is a God/Dess. I KNOW it. S/He comforts and protects me. I know it. I have felt God. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-11-2005, 02:33 PM	#47
Carnivean Romantic Necromancer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: South Posts: 29	I think there's a God. I don't think [pronoun of your choice (poyc)] is a Christian. I'm not sure if [poyc] has free will (whatever exactly that may be). Have a wonderful day. Amen.

05-12-2005, 12:14 AM	#50
Asylum Guest Posts: n/a	I entered the poll as "I am god", but only for comedic value and lack of other viable options... not that it's that funny. I'd honestly answer that I have no clue if there is one and that I wish there were a god that I knew and loved. I can't intelliegently beleive in any of the gods in existense currently... how sad am I? Sometimes I sincerely wish I could believe because often I could use one. No offense to those of you who believe... sometimes I envy your (blind?) devotion and faith.

05-12-2005, 12:12 PM	#57
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	it HAS to be. that's why so many people never will feel God, and if I recall correctly from one of these threads, the main reason why they refuse to acknowledge his existence. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-13-2005, 04:06 AM	#58
Gwennie! Not Female at Birth Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Anaheim Posts: 166	I couldn't vote. No agnostic choice. The existence of God can not be proven either way. God is irrelevant. Only inter-human interactions matter at all. We should all just follow the Golden Rule. What else matters? __________________ Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Gwennie!

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