The Gun's Challenge to the Cellar Dwellers

NICOTINEGUN · 09-01-2005, 03:38 AM

To My Fellow Cellar Dwellers,
during my short but gratifying time here in the dregs of the internet universe I have realized many of us resort to name calling and making fun of eachother instead presenting relevant arguement. I, for one, would much rather read real debate. So, I challenge each of you to this: no more name calling or child like responses. If you don't like what someone wrote, tell them why and explain why you feel differently. Let us act, once again, like well educated adults. The gauntlet has been thrown, My Dear Readers. Much love from the Gun, the Nicotinegun, that is. Let's start........................................................................................................................................NOW!!!!

zippyt · 09-01-2005, 09:03 AM

oh shut your poopy mouth you poopy head !!!!!!!!

Pie · 09-01-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

oh shut your poopy mouth you poopy head !!!!!!!!

Tell it like it is!

Hobbs · 09-01-2005, 09:58 AM

Oh Pie, you festering heap of parrot droppings, quit kissing Zips A**. Zip, I am personally offended by your use of the word "poopy head." My mom has Poopyhead syndrome. And as for NIC, you forgot the "s" in debate you Jessie Jackson wannabe.

Personally, I think that I am very mature...so....naner naner naaaaner!

Phhhhtttt!

smoothmoniker · 09-01-2005, 01:06 PM

Nicotene, what you've actually stumbled into is the world's most tightly knit collection of deconstructionists. Our name calling is actually a well reasoned and intellectually rigorous refutation of opposing views, but you're too locked in your own cultural language games to understand it.

Be free, man. Drink the kool-aid, read Foucault, become one of us! Pomo, baby, Pomo!

lumberjim · 09-01-2005, 01:18 PM

COCK!

plthijinx · 09-01-2005, 01:19 PM

Elspode · 09-01-2005, 01:19 PM

I'm not real sure, but I think I resent being referred to as sub par, Internet-wise. One has to wonder whether or not we've all been offended first, and are now being challenged to respond in a creative, but not necessarily civil, manner.

BTW...it is "Cellar Dwellars", not Dwellers. Yes, we know it is improper spelling.

wolf · 09-01-2005, 01:22 PM

I think he'll figure it out.

He seems trainable. ([Stripes]what kind of training? "ARMY TRAINING, SIR!"[/Stripes])

plthijinx · 09-01-2005, 01:29 PM

wasn't it: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARMY TRAINING SIR!"

BigV · 09-01-2005, 02:24 PM

"Sub par" Els? I distinctly remember being collectively referred to as "the dregs of the internet universe". This was immediatley followed by "no more name calling". And then he says let's tawk.

Now what is it this guy really wants? An end to name calling or a converstation in the cellar?

*mumbles something about the heat in the kitchen*

Hobbs · 09-01-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Now what is it this guy really wants? An end to name calling or a converstation in the cellar?

I have a link to a nice little scapbooking forum that he might want to consider joining instead. Lot's of spirited discussions on embelishments without the name calling.

NICOTINEGUN · 09-01-2005, 04:11 PM

What I was getting at was that some of you, Lookout, Gaydar, and Lumberjackoff, jump to name calling in the typical manner of the Neo-Demoncrats. It is fucking ridiculous how quick they are to skip the Goddamn thought process of actually formulating a well thought out, precise arguement and rely on playground tactics by saying, "you're a traitor, you're a dickhead."
Well no fucking shit, Little Beaver, it's no wonder GW won the election with people like you on the opposing team. God Damn!!!! As far as cute little code words you have for one and other, who gives a rats ass. I came here to do one thing: debate issues. You can't do that so lets get messy!

Whoever wrote the poopy thing, Thank you. It was very funny. I laughed quite extensively.

Radar drinks his own pee and sleeps with a binky in his mouth.

Elspode · 09-01-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN

Radar drinks his own pee and sleeps with a binky in his mouth.

Please refer to the legendary Monty Python skit, "The Argument Clinic".

Radar may be a jerk, but he's *our* jerk, damnit. You have to be here for awhile before you start tossing around the furniture, man. How would you feel if I came to your house for the first time and shit on the rug? You'd be pissed. If we were well-acquainted, pals maybe, you'd just tell me to clean it up after I felt better.

You haven't been around long enough to shit on the rug, for sure.

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NICOTINEGUN

What I was getting at was that some of you, Lookout, Gaydar, and Lumberjackoff, jump to name calling in the typical manner of the Neo-Demoncrats.

And of those three, Lumberjim is the only Democrat. Or at least he might be, but I know that Radar and Lookout certainly aren't.

What you (or at least the troll persona you're using) don't seem to get is that it's not your views that generate the name calling. The three people you listed couldn't have more different views from each other. It's your lack of style.

09-01-2005, 03:38 AM	#1
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	The Gun's Challenge to the Cellar Dwellers To My Fellow Cellar Dwellers, during my short but gratifying time here in the dregs of the internet universe I have realized many of us resort to name calling and making fun of eachother instead presenting relevant arguement. I, for one, would much rather read real debate. So, I challenge each of you to this: no more name calling or child like responses. If you don't like what someone wrote, tell them why and explain why you feel differently. Let us act, once again, like well educated adults. The gauntlet has been thrown, My Dear Readers. Much love from the Gun, the Nicotinegun, that is. Let's start........................................................................................................................................NOW!!!! __________________ Hurricanes are racist!

09-01-2005, 09:03 AM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	oh shut your poopy mouth you poopy head !!!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-01-2005, 09:58 AM	#4
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Oh Pie, you festering heap of parrot droppings, quit kissing Zips A**. Zip, I am personally offended by your use of the word "poopy head." My mom has Poopyhead syndrome. And as for NIC, you forgot the "s" in debate you Jessie Jackson wannabe. Personally, I think that I am very mature...so....naner naner naaaaner! Phhhhtttt! __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-01-2005, 01:06 PM	#5
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Nicotene, what you've actually stumbled into is the world's most tightly knit collection of deconstructionists. Our name calling is actually a well reasoned and intellectually rigorous refutation of opposing views, but you're too locked in your own cultural language games to understand it. Be free, man. Drink the kool-aid, read Foucault, become one of us! Pomo, baby, Pomo! __________________ to live and die in LA

09-01-2005, 01:18 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	COCK! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-01-2005, 01:19 PM	#7
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	__________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-01-2005, 01:19 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm not real sure, but I think I resent being referred to as sub par, Internet-wise. One has to wonder whether or not we've all been offended first, and are now being challenged to respond in a creative, but not necessarily civil, manner. BTW...it is "Cellar Dwellars", not Dwellers. Yes, we know it is improper spelling. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-01-2005, 01:22 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think he'll figure it out. He seems trainable. ([Stripes]what kind of training? "ARMY TRAINING, SIR!"[/Stripes]) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-01-2005, 01:29 PM	#10
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	wasn't it: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARMY TRAINING SIR!" __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-01-2005, 02:24 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Sub par" Els? I distinctly remember being collectively referred to as "the dregs of the internet universe". This was immediatley followed by "no more name calling". And then he says let's tawk. Now what is it this guy really wants? An end to name calling or a converstation in the cellar? mumbles something about the heat in the kitchen __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-01-2005, 04:11 PM	#13
NICOTINEGUN Resident President Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 82	I've beat up much bigger women than Radar What I was getting at was that some of you, Lookout, Gaydar, and Lumberjackoff, jump to name calling in the typical manner of the Neo-Demoncrats. It is fucking ridiculous how quick they are to skip the Goddamn thought process of actually formulating a well thought out, precise arguement and rely on playground tactics by saying, "you're a traitor, you're a dickhead." Well no fucking shit, Little Beaver, it's no wonder GW won the election with people like you on the opposing team. God Damn!!!! As far as cute little code words you have for one and other, who gives a rats ass. I came here to do one thing: debate issues. You can't do that so lets get messy! Whoever wrote the poopy thing, Thank you. It was very funny. I laughed quite extensively. Radar drinks his own pee and sleeps with a binky in his mouth. __________________ Hurricanes are racist!

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