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monster · 02-02-2008, 11:31 AM

no lady is going to care about the dolphin/shark/whale with that on board......

classicman · 02-02-2008, 12:53 PM

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Griff · 03-11-2008, 08:22 AM

Fail

LabRat · 03-11-2008, 08:40 AM

lookout123 · 03-11-2008, 11:47 AM

I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man.

Suck it Spitz.

glatt · 03-11-2008, 12:12 PM

Never heard of the guy before today, but it sounds like he was portraying himself as some sort of moral crusader. I always love to see them felled by tawdry scandal.

lookout123 · 03-11-2008, 12:20 PM

Oh, he's a real sonofabitch. He was the model AG (aspiring govenor). He leaked completely inaccurate stories to the Wall Street Journal when targeting companies. He purposely gave inaccurate descriptions of legal and appropriate business practices to make them sound sinister. He was the Jesse Jackson of AG's. When he came calling companies had better cough up money and give him the opportunity for a press release regardless of wrongdoing.

All the while he positioned himself as the Lone Ranger taking on evil business and watching out for the little guy.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2008, 12:24 PM

He looks a bit satanish.

His wife looks like an older Jennifer Aniston. Can't imagine what she and their children are going through.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2008, 10:49 PM

I think he rubbed my foot once.

Elspode · 03-12-2008, 12:43 AM

Spitzer is a moralist's nightmare, and a common man's wet dream. What a twit. What an ultramoroon. What an ignoraniumus.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-12-2008, 02:39 AM

And expensive habits.

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Emperors' Club has the diamond. According to a page on "Introduction Fees," the club ranked its call girls from three to seven diamonds based on "individual education, sophistication, and ambiance." Prices range from $1,000 for an hour with a three-diamond prostitute up to $3,100 for a seven-diamond hooker; dawn-to-dawn rates go from $10,000 for a three-diamond to $31,000 for a seven-diamond. Bargain hunters take note: $30,000 will buy you a trio of three-diamond prostitutes—that's a total of nine diamonds for less than the price of a single seven-diamond call girl.

from

Undertoad · 03-12-2008, 09:07 AM

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"We understand that some of our clients / members and represented models may be interested in long-term companionship / private dating on a more personal level," the site explains. "We are happy to contribute to such arrangements." How does Emperors' Club express its happiness on such joyous occasions? By demanding a "buyout"—"a mutually agreed upon lump sum which the client / member transfers to the company to compensate the company for its role in and allocation of valuable resources which make it possible for this relationship to occur between the client and model."

If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.

lookout123 · 03-12-2008, 11:46 AM

So it's an honest version of eharmony?

toranokaze · 03-12-2008, 11:50 AM

How does one apply for this "club", I think I could a lot for a 1000 an hour.

Clodfobble · 03-12-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.

Hey wait a second, I had several companies offer to buyout my contract way back when I was doing temp work! But now that I think about it, most of those jobs were a lot like slave labor...

02-02-2008, 11:31 AM	#61
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no lady is going to care about the dolphin/shark/whale with that on board...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-02-2008, 12:53 PM	#62
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	. Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-11-2008, 08:22 AM	#63
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Elliot Mess or Cheers on Wall Street Fail Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-11-2008, 08:40 AM	#64
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	__________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-11-2008, 11:47 AM	#65
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man. Suck it Spitz. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-11-2008, 12:12 PM	#66
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Never heard of the guy before today, but it sounds like he was portraying himself as some sort of moral crusader. I always love to see them felled by tawdry scandal.

03-11-2008, 12:20 PM	#67
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Oh, he's a real sonofabitch. He was the model AG (aspiring govenor). He leaked completely inaccurate stories to the Wall Street Journal when targeting companies. He purposely gave inaccurate descriptions of legal and appropriate business practices to make them sound sinister. He was the Jesse Jackson of AG's. When he came calling companies had better cough up money and give him the opportunity for a press release regardless of wrongdoing. All the while he positioned himself as the Lone Ranger taking on evil business and watching out for the little guy. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-11-2008, 12:24 PM	#68
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He looks a bit satanish. His wife looks like an older Jennifer Aniston. Can't imagine what she and their children are going through. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-11-2008, 10:49 PM	#69
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think he rubbed my foot once. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-12-2008, 12:43 AM	#70
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Spitzer is a moralist's nightmare, and a common man's wet dream. What a twit. What an ultramoroon. What an ignoraniumus. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-12-2008, 11:46 AM	#73
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	So it's an honest version of eharmony? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-12-2008, 11:50 AM	#74
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	How does one apply for this "club", I think I could a lot for a 1000 an hour. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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