need really really bad advice

Griff · 02-13-2004, 03:53 PM

Things are going pretty well, do you guys have some advice for me?

staceyv · 02-13-2004, 04:04 PM

get a job on a fishing boat and go out to sea in the middle of a storm.

tell your girlfriend that her friend's tits would be softer.

tell your girlfriend that you miss your ex.

borrow over $1000 from your girl and don't pay it back when you say you will

do not thank your woman for buying all of your groceries and taking you out for dinner and drinks

try anal beads

betray your wife and let her find out

quit your job without having another one lined up.

this should be enough to screw you up for awhile...if you need more ideas, let me know, and i'll go ask my husband. he is great at coming up with this stuff and he tests it out in real life to make sure it can absolutely screw your life up...

Elspode · 02-13-2004, 04:05 PM

Well, short of telling you to put a gun to your head, or amputate your own whale penis, that's gonna be pretty hard to top...

FileNotFound · 02-13-2004, 04:10 PM

EVERCRACK

Telefunken · 02-13-2004, 04:18 PM

Wear... sunscreen.

SteveDallas · 02-13-2004, 04:35 PM

Help out one of those poor Nigerian people who are having trouble processing the payments from their dead relatives' estates.

Undertoad · 02-13-2004, 04:37 PM

Buy a buffalo!

juju · 02-13-2004, 04:38 PM

Whenever someone starts talking to you, let them go for a second and then interrupt them and very seriously say, "Dude... seriously.. shut the fuck up."

Then, if they start to say something else, just roll your eyes and walk away.

Telefunken · 02-13-2004, 04:47 PM

Get a career at an IT help desk.

Happy Monkey · 02-13-2004, 05:00 PM

Follow advice from a website.

SteveDallas · 02-13-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Telefunken
Get a career at an IT help desk.

Close the thread. You can't get worse than that.

Oh, wait, you can. Get promoted so you're not only in charge of the help desk, but also the budgeting and the telephones.

JeepNGeorge · 02-13-2004, 05:13 PM

Start a thread about personal differences with another online person and state why you are going to ignore that person instead of just ignoring them in the first place.

Telefunken · 02-13-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas

Close the thread. You can't get worse than that.

Oh, wait, you can. Get promoted so you're not only in charge of the help desk, but also the budgeting and the telephones.

Let's bring that up a notch. How about being in charge of transitioning your call center to an offshore call center. You have to train the person that will replace you.

Troubleshooter · 02-13-2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Telefunken

Let's bring that up a notch. How about being in charge of transitioning your call center to an offshore call center. You have to train the person that will replace you.

A call center in India where the person you're training speaks better english than you do, has twice the education and works for a quarter fo the wages.

elSicomoro · 02-13-2004, 06:33 PM

Believe everything I tell you.

02-13-2004, 03:53 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	need really really bad advice Things are going pretty well, do you guys have some advice for me? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2004, 04:05 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, short of telling you to put a gun to your head, or amputate your own whale penis, that's gonna be pretty hard to top... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-13-2004, 04:10 PM	#4
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	EVERCRACK __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

02-13-2004, 05:00 PM	#10
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Follow advice from a website. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-13-2004, 04:04 PM	#2
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	get a job on a fishing boat and go out to sea in the middle of a storm. tell your girlfriend that her friend's tits would be softer. tell your girlfriend that you miss your ex. borrow over $1000 from your girl and don't pay it back when you say you will do not thank your woman for buying all of your groceries and taking you out for dinner and drinks try anal beads betray your wife and let her find out quit your job without having another one lined up. this should be enough to screw you up for awhile...if you need more ideas, let me know, and i'll go ask my husband. he is great at coming up with this stuff and he tests it out in real life to make sure it can absolutely screw your life up...

02-13-2004, 04:18 PM	#5
Telefunken Going for the DX Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 82	Wear... sunscreen.

02-13-2004, 04:35 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Help out one of those poor Nigerian people who are having trouble processing the payments from their dead relatives' estates.

02-13-2004, 04:37 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Buy a buffalo!

02-13-2004, 04:38 PM	#8
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Whenever someone starts talking to you, let them go for a second and then interrupt them and very seriously say, "Dude... seriously.. shut the fuck up." Then, if they start to say something else, just roll your eyes and walk away.

02-13-2004, 04:47 PM	#9
Telefunken Going for the DX Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 82	Get a career at an IT help desk.

02-13-2004, 05:13 PM	#12
JeepNGeorge Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Where am I? Posts: 139	Start a thread about personal differences with another online person and state why you are going to ignore that person instead of just ignoring them in the first place.

02-13-2004, 06:33 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Believe everything I tell you.

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