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02-16-2004, 09:13 AM
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The future is unwritten
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May I suggest at the police station or the Karate Acadamy.
 Ooh, ooh...in the men's room at an Eagles game!
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02-16-2004, 01:17 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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Actually, I posted because I wanted to see how long it would take wolf to hunt down the record in the hopes of contradicting me...  Sidhe
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My free will...I never leave home without it. --House   Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner   
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02-16-2004, 01:19 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Go to an Eagles game wearing the jersey of the opposing team.
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02-16-2004, 01:21 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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Re: need really really bad advice
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Completely and utterly ignore your SO on a day that's special to her, like Valentine's day, her birthday, Christmas, or your anniversary. Act like she's not even there. That usually works when you really need difficulties in your life. Sidhe
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My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner
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02-16-2004, 01:32 PM
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still says videotape
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Re: Re: need really really bad advice
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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02-16-2004, 05:29 PM
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work in progess
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need really really bad advice
Griff,
Move out here to Utah, post on your vehicle (has to be a big truck or SUV) That you support recycling, saving the canyons, religious freedom, selling liquor in the grocery stores, taxing the rich so the many children of this great state can have some &*%$# schoolbooks and also that you are vehemently against importing nuclear waste. |
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02-16-2004, 05:35 PM
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Going for the DX
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Taxachusetts
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Buy OTC stock. Wear a Yankees jersey to Fenway Park*.
* or wear a Yankees anything and walk into a bar on Lansdowne Street. |
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02-16-2004, 06:51 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Buy a car from Lumberjim. Pay his asking price.
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02-16-2004, 07:05 PM
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no one of consequence
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Arkansas
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"Yeah, sure. Come on down! I'll getcha a good deal!"
Heh heh heh. |
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02-16-2004, 07:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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yooo guys.......gawsh......
i'll give you a great deal on the car.......it's the interest rate, gap insurance, extended warranty, and undercoating that will make you bleed from your ass!
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02-16-2004, 07:24 PM
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no one of consequence
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Arkansas
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Sorry.. I'm so goddamned tired right now I don't know what the hell I'm saying. That's why I'm holding off on a couple meaty replies until later. :)
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02-16-2004, 08:16 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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02-17-2004, 06:12 AM
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Lecturer
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Location: Ohio
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go to the mall with a bag full of powdered sugar. start throwing it everywhere while yelling "you're all gonna die!"
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02-17-2004, 08:23 AM
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Intouch with his inner sheep rider.
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Buy those P3N|S ENLARGMNT P|LLS that you get spamed about all the time...
Take them till you have a whale penis. |
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02-18-2004, 12:00 AM
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a real smartass
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Kirkland, WA
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Join a group-suicide alien-revering cult and spend your children's college savings on homeopathics and/or dianetics.
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