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Old 11-09-2005, 04:21 PM   #136
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I am inspired to try the soup cheer. But it may lead to the soup boo.
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Old 11-09-2005, 08:11 PM   #137
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Old 11-09-2005, 08:44 PM   #138
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Old 11-10-2005, 03:58 AM   #139
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dunno if this has been posted but

GOING OFF LIKE A FROG IN A SOCK

i just like it
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:12 AM   #140
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Interesting (some might say disturbing!) how farting seems to creep into my contributions all too often, whether consciously or sub-consciously - must be some Freudian reason for it all I suppose....
"Gene's Beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat 'em, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat Gene's Beans with every meal!"
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:27 PM   #141
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Beans beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat the more you toot,
The more you eat the better you feel,
So eat your beans with every meal!
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Old 11-11-2005, 02:43 PM   #142
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:10 PM   #143
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My tonsils are floating. (hint to friends when you need to take a wizz).
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:14 AM   #144
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I never heard that as tonsils. Always "back teeth". Perhap this is because I am from the generation that mostly had their tonsils yanked at the first signs of infection?

I still have mine, incidentally. One of the lucky few. I didn't want the ice cream that badly.

Now, when one's tonsils (or back teeth) are floating ... why do you have to see a man about a horse?
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:24 AM   #145
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... why do you have to see a man about a horse?
i, too, have often wondered that. It's a saying common amongst my more rustic companions.

ps-to my thinking--the more rustic, the better!
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:01 PM   #146
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... why do you have to see a man about a horse?
The only reason I can come up with is that placing bets on horses in public places used to be illegal (still is?) when this saying developed. It's just a way for a man to say he's off to do something private for a few minutes (could be followed by 'I'll be back in a couple of shakes'* which might gve the game away (shaking being a required finishing action!)- can't see a macho man using the 'I'm off to spend a penny' alternative. Horse racing's for men, men do manly things...!

* think the full saying was: 'I'll be back in a couple of shakes of a donkey's tail' (before you ask, no I don't, except it's something that doesn't take long to do....)
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Old 11-12-2005, 09:48 PM   #147
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:32 AM   #148
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why do you have to see a man about a horse?
I'm more familiar with "going to see a man about a dog", although that also fits in with Cyclefrance's betting theory.

A South African friend of mine used to say "That went down with hooks on" if he hadn't particularly enjoyed something to eat or drink (usually the first pint after a hangover...)
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:52 AM   #149
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I'm more familiar with "going to see a man about a dog", although that also fits in with Cyclefrance's betting theory.

A South African friend of mine used to say "That went down with hooks on" if he hadn't particularly enjoyed something to eat or drink (usually the first pint after a hangover...)
I wonder if there's a loose connection with the fact that the dogs (greyhounds ) start off by being put into a line of stalls.....(and horses too, these days, although I think when this saying first started they used to line up behind a tape that was raised...)
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Old 11-14-2005, 08:11 PM   #150
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"Guess what?"

"Chicken butt!"


Don't ask. Or, ask all you want. I have *no idea* how/where that one came from.
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