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Whom would you have me welease? BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger! CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger! CROWD: [cheering] CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir. PILATE: What? CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir. PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'! CROWD: Ohhhhh! BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then? CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick! PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so? CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir. PILATE: Are they... wagging me? CENTURION: Oh, no, sir! GUARD #3: [chuckling] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick! CROWD: [laughing] CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either. PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'? CENTURION: Sorry, sir. PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'-- GUARD #1: [chuckle] PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer? BOB: He's a wobber! CROWD: [laughing] MAN: And a wapist! CROWD: [laughing] WOMAN: And a pickpocket! CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!... PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal. CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm. PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
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05-02-2004, 01:18 PM
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ketchup, onions, and coleslaw.
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05-02-2004, 01:21 PM
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 Only the innocent. The real criminals have aquired enough money through their illegal activities to hire good lawyers to get them off.
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05-02-2004, 01:34 PM
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I'm not sure if you missed The Life Of Brian reference or not
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05-02-2004, 01:36 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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hahaha. Thanks for that Jaguar. Got to be one of the all time funniest films ever
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05-02-2004, 04:16 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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05-02-2004, 04:30 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I like chutney
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05-02-2004, 05:05 PM
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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As you see, these people will talk about ANYTHING
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05-02-2004, 05:20 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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05-02-2004, 05:30 PM
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OH MY GOD! What's that behind you??
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I think I like this board.
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05-02-2004, 05:31 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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*chants in low voice*
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05-02-2004, 07:57 PM
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You got a mouse in your pocket?
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05-03-2004, 06:03 PM
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"I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me."
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However, I will make an exception to the kraut if it's a kosher dog with just mustard. Otherwise, it's usually ketchup and relish (sweet).
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05-03-2004, 06:08 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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05-03-2004, 06:12 PM
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