Cellar Fantasy Football 2015 - Page 6

Undertoad · 10-22-2015, 06:00 PM

They've ranked several of my players too high, including def Luke Kuechly who is playing the Eagles and if he has a good game my Eagles players don't. Of course there's a good chance that Bradford throws him an INT in the endzone after going 90 yards with the ball, so both make good numbers...

lumberjim · 10-22-2015, 07:06 PM

TRASH TALKING: UR DOIN IT RONG

Undertoad · 10-22-2015, 10:29 PM

The Eagles are six games in, the team is 3 and 3 and has looked terrible. But during this period, Bradford has been shaking off the cobwebs of years of inactivity. The o-line has had a little time to figure out how this is going to come together. And until a few short moments during the last two games, there hasn't been that weird Chip Kelly speed game offense. It just wasn't showing up. They ran plays quick, but not lightning quick.

My theory is, Kelly is still crazy like a fox. He's going to kick this team into another gear yet.

The Monday Night game. Third quarter. The offense started to find itself; and then they ran a series of plays, where they first misdirected left and ran corner right, then misdirected right and ran corner left. And I'm like - aha. These plays are not designed to gain yardage. These plays are designed to make the other team's defense sprint hard for 20 seconds, then get 20 seconds rest, then sprint hard for another 20 seconds. Do that at the beginning of a drive, in the third quarter when everyone's a little tired. Then get the second and third play off so fast, the defense can't make substitutions. Then run in Sproles and let him crank off a 25 yard gain, because nobody is interested in sprinting after him.

So I think Bradford is going to start cranking out some big numbers. And I think his TE Ertz is the right target to start getting some of these catches.

The Eagles will go 13 and 3 and win the Super Bowl. I will win every week from here on out except for the Eagles' BYE week and I will win the cellar15 League Champion trophy.

howzat

Griff · 10-23-2015, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

you guys DO know that you can sign free agents throughout the year to fill in on bye weeks, right? and if a starter gets hurt, the backup is usually available. In our league, you have 2 slots that will accept a QB, and QBs score more than any other player, so you really should have 2 GOOD qbs and a 3rd to fill in. try to make sure that both your qb's arent on bye at the same week.

Gotta have a dream.

If the offense finds itself Darren Sproles loses all fantasy value, correct?

Big lead for glatt as of last night.

headline: Colin Kaepernick: San Francisco 49ers Quarterback Hits Trainer in Face With Errant Pass During Game

lumberjim · 10-23-2015, 08:39 AM

Kaepernick looked terrible. He seems to be getting worse. I'd have benched him at half time last night.

Griff · 10-23-2015, 02:51 PM

I may have a qb to trade.

classicman · 10-25-2015, 10:48 AM

I've got 3 QB's, but no idea how to trade.

As for the draft, I thought we all auto drafted! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no wonder some of you actually have TEAMS. Cock!

classicman · 10-26-2015, 01:41 PM

Well, with only Carson Palmer to play I am up by 39 pts. I'm NOT feeling it.
Go P-Zone817, you can do it.

classicman · 10-26-2015, 01:43 PM

I'll trade Alex Smith if anyone is interested.

lumberjim · 10-26-2015, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Well, with only Carson Palmer to play I am up by 39 pts. I'm NOT feeling it.
Go P-Zone817, you can do it.

This is Carmen Pizzo (P-Zone) all the way on the left in the last scene, or center at 15sec.

Griff · 10-26-2015, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

I'll trade Alex Smith if anyone is interested.

Go to "my team" and click "trading block" that will give you a field to edit your proposed trades, I think.

lumberjim · 10-26-2015, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

I'll trade Alex Smith if anyone is interested.

What are you looking for in return, classic? another QB? Stafford and Smith have a bye week 9. AND Lynch and Tate that week too.

classicman · 10-28-2015, 03:47 PM

<<--- No idea what he is doing.

I know not of what you speak. What is this?

I thought I'd say I was willing to talk if someone wanted to make an offer.

Griff · 10-29-2015, 06:21 AM

Set your lineups!

Clodfobble · 11-09-2015, 11:56 AM

Oh, it's down to the wire! Me vs. Carmen's Hot Wife (I don't even know who this is...)

I'm down by just 1.3 points, and we both have one player left to play tonight! On CHW's side, a middling but solidly reliable quarterback. On my side... a tight end who might not even see field time.

Some might say my loss is inevitable. But I choose to believe, dammit.

10-22-2015, 07:06 PM	#77
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	TRASH TALKING: UR DOIN IT RONG __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-23-2015, 08:39 AM	#80
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Kaepernick looked terrible. He seems to be getting worse. I'd have benched him at half time last night. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-23-2015, 02:51 PM	#81
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I may have a qb to trade. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-25-2015, 10:48 AM	#82
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I've got 3 QB's, but no idea how to trade. As for the draft, I thought we all auto drafted! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no wonder some of you actually have TEAMS. Cock! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-26-2015, 01:41 PM	#83
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Well, with only Carson Palmer to play I am up by 39 pts. I'm NOT feeling it. Go P-Zone817, you can do it. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-22-2015, 06:00 PM	#76
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They've ranked several of my players too high, including def Luke Kuechly who is playing the Eagles and if he has a good game my Eagles players don't. Of course there's a good chance that Bradford throws him an INT in the endzone after going 90 yards with the ball, so both make good numbers...

10-22-2015, 10:29 PM	#78
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Eagles are six games in, the team is 3 and 3 and has looked terrible. But during this period, Bradford has been shaking off the cobwebs of years of inactivity. The o-line has had a little time to figure out how this is going to come together. And until a few short moments during the last two games, there hasn't been that weird Chip Kelly speed game offense. It just wasn't showing up. They ran plays quick, but not lightning quick. My theory is, Kelly is still crazy like a fox. He's going to kick this team into another gear yet. The Monday Night game. Third quarter. The offense started to find itself; and then they ran a series of plays, where they first misdirected left and ran corner right, then misdirected right and ran corner left. And I'm like - aha. These plays are not designed to gain yardage. These plays are designed to make the other team's defense sprint hard for 20 seconds, then get 20 seconds rest, then sprint hard for another 20 seconds. Do that at the beginning of a drive, in the third quarter when everyone's a little tired. Then get the second and third play off so fast, the defense can't make substitutions. Then run in Sproles and let him crank off a 25 yard gain, because nobody is interested in sprinting after him. So I think Bradford is going to start cranking out some big numbers. And I think his TE Ertz is the right target to start getting some of these catches. The Eagles will go 13 and 3 and win the Super Bowl. I will win every week from here on out except for the Eagles' BYE week and I will win the cellar15 League Champion trophy. howzat

10-26-2015, 01:43 PM	#84
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'll trade Alex Smith if anyone is interested. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-28-2015, 03:47 PM	#88
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	<<--- No idea what he is doing. I know not of what you speak. What is this? I thought I'd say I was willing to talk if someone wanted to make an offer. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-29-2015, 06:21 AM	#89
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Set your lineups! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-09-2015, 11:56 AM	#90
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh, it's down to the wire! Me vs. Carmen's Hot Wife (I don't even know who this is...) I'm down by just 1.3 points, and we both have one player left to play tonight! On CHW's side, a middling but solidly reliable quarterback. On my side... a tight end who might not even see field time. Some might say my loss is inevitable. But I choose to believe, dammit. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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