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Old 11-29-2005, 08:59 PM   #106
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Christ, from reading that link, I'd marry him.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:36 PM   #107
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They call that being in jail? Let them stay a few days in the red river parish in LA. Boy what a ride.
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Old 11-29-2005, 11:52 PM   #108
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Holy fuck!

I've read this thread from start to finish, and now seeing the link to the ex just freaked me out!!

That is just wrong. I'm sorry you ever had to be in the same space as this person.
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:45 PM   #109
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Thanks, Seak.

Oregon doesn't have an online database, so I emailed them and just got a reply this morning:

Inst admission date... 10/11/1995
Earliest release date. No parole

So there you go. I was pretty sure he was lying, but wanted verification, just to make myself feel better. Carry on...

(And by the way, Bruce, he HATES bubblebaths, and wouldn't wash my hair if I begged him, but then, prison changes a man.....)
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:46 PM   #110
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He probably just listed the stuff he remembered you wanting him to do, so he'd seem more sensitive.
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:17 PM   #111
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I think he was just looking for opportunities to say things like "ride bareback" and "tending bushes."

He doesn't really seem like a horticulturalist.
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:42 PM   #112
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That man hated to go outside. He watches too much TV in medium security prison.
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:53 PM   #113
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What you don't have in prison is often what you want most.
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:27 PM   #114
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I read that whole link/article as a complete joke. I mean, he's obviously kidding (lying would be the more accurate word) about everything. He likes chick flicks and wants to cuddle? The woman who would fall for that line of shit probably deserves what she gets.

And, for what it's worth, I think he looks like a low-life greaser white-trash wannabe who finally found the weight room. Um, er, gross.
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Old 11-30-2005, 10:36 PM   #115
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He doesn't really seem like a horticulturalist.
Unless he's thinking of the old joke: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:16 AM   #116
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He probably just listed the stuff he remembered you wanting him to do, so he'd seem more sensitive.
You can learn to like anything once you've been made to do it often enough...
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:19 AM   #117
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Unless he's thinking of the old joke: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Geez, I haven't heard that one in years.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:16 AM   #118
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What I don't get is why bother to put the ad up in the first place? He's not going anywhere soon, so what does he get out of it?
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:23 AM   #119
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What I don't get is why bother to put the ad up in the first place? He's not going anywhere soon, so what does he get out of it?
Sociopaths love the thrill of the hunt. He's hunting to play mind games with someone. He set the trap and now he's waiting to see who falls in.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:21 AM   #120
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They need to have a spot for customer response.
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