What's making you happy today? - Page 412

Spexxvet · 12-09-2010, 09:59 AM

The return of my sense of smell, after a course of steroids and 7/10 of a course of antibiotics

Undertoad · 12-09-2010, 10:18 AM

J's boy has found work at a local tires place.

I was able to assist him in the process of providing them a sample of clean urine at body temperature.

glatt · 12-09-2010, 10:22 AM

Why does a tire place need a urine sample? If somebody is fucking up on the job, fire them. If not, what they do on the weekend is nobody's business.

Spexxvet · 12-09-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Why does a tire place need a urine sample?

High tea?

Undertoad · 12-09-2010, 10:45 AM

They probably get a break on insurance, and maybe less liability if something goes wrong? I don't know.

But I do know this. Everybody who lives in colder climates should buy a box of hand warmers. These modern chemical warmers are really thin, and they get very warm and stay warm for hours. So what you do is, you throw a bunch of them in your car. That way they'll be there, when you need them. The box I linked to also has toe warmers, which you can actually stick right to your feet and walk around. I don't ski any more, but if I did, I'd stick these on, and the boots would stay warm and toasty all day. And the toe warmers get to just above body temperature, so they won't burn your feet. I haven't tried walking on them yet, but I will soon, because shoveling season is soon upon us.

Shawnee123 · 12-09-2010, 10:47 AM

I would like to buy a hand of box warmers.

Griff · 12-09-2010, 10:53 AM

They are also useful if you're going in for a vasectomy, like say yesterday and you don't want your junk up in your throat... just saying.

I also got to say, "So this must be where the phrase up in smoke comes from." during cauterization. I got a good laugh out of the nurse but the doctor was otherwise occupied.

Spexxvet · 12-09-2010, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

They are also useful if you're going in for a vasectomy, like say yesterday and you don't want your junk up in your throat... just saying.

I also got to say, "So this must be where the phrase up in smoke comes from." during cauterization. I got a good laugh out of the nurse but the doctor was otherwise occupied.

Take their advice and soak in the tub. It helps.

footfootfoot · 12-09-2010, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Having a job to go to.

Being loved.

My friends and family.

Being loved.

(did I mention being loved?)

Nature Girl

Shawnee123 · 12-09-2010, 11:41 AM

Very nice. Thanks.

Shawnee123 · 12-09-2010, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Take their advice and soak in the tub. It helps.

Soak it in cider.

footfootfoot · 12-09-2010, 02:11 PM

I DID ALL THE THINGS!

w00t.

BigV · 12-09-2010, 10:43 PM

I am on vacation.

I have been fed, roast beef and home fries. Meat and potatoes, very very hard to beat. I've had a drink. I"m hanging out with SonofV, we'll be watching MST3K shortly.

Life is good.

footfootfoot · 12-10-2010, 12:04 AM

Manos Hands of Fate!!!

monster · 12-13-2010, 08:44 AM

Got my daughter a ticket for the Redwings game tonight! It won't be in my grubby hands until this afternoon, but no reason to believe this won't happen.....

sob story here

12-09-2010, 09:59 AM	#6166
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The return of my sense of smell, after a course of steroids and 7/10 of a course of antibiotics __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-09-2010, 10:47 AM	#6171
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I would like to buy a hand of box warmers. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-09-2010, 10:53 AM	#6172
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	They are also useful if you're going in for a vasectomy, like say yesterday and you don't want your junk up in your throat... just saying. I also got to say, "So this must be where the phrase up in smoke comes from." during cauterization. I got a good laugh out of the nurse but the doctor was otherwise occupied. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-09-2010, 11:41 AM	#6175
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Very nice. Thanks. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-09-2010, 02:11 PM	#6177
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I DID ALL THE THINGS! w00t. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-09-2010, 10:18 AM	#6167
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	J's boy has found work at a local tires place. I was able to assist him in the process of providing them a sample of clean urine at body temperature.

12-09-2010, 10:22 AM	#6168
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Why does a tire place need a urine sample? If somebody is fucking up on the job, fire them. If not, what they do on the weekend is nobody's business.

12-09-2010, 10:45 AM	#6170
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They probably get a break on insurance, and maybe less liability if something goes wrong? I don't know. But I do know this. Everybody who lives in colder climates should buy a box of hand warmers. These modern chemical warmers are really thin, and they get very warm and stay warm for hours. So what you do is, you throw a bunch of them in your car. That way they'll be there, when you need them. The box I linked to also has toe warmers, which you can actually stick right to your feet and walk around. I don't ski any more, but if I did, I'd stick these on, and the boots would stay warm and toasty all day. And the toe warmers get to just above body temperature, so they won't burn your feet. I haven't tried walking on them yet, but I will soon, because shoveling season is soon upon us.

12-09-2010, 10:43 PM	#6178
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I am on vacation. I have been fed, roast beef and home fries. Meat and potatoes, very very hard to beat. I've had a drink. I"m hanging out with SonofV, we'll be watching MST3K shortly. Life is good. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-10-2010, 12:04 AM	#6179
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Manos Hands of Fate!!! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-13-2010, 08:44 AM	#6180
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Got my daughter a ticket for the Redwings game tonight! It won't be in my grubby hands until this afternoon, but no reason to believe this won't happen..... sob story here __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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