Craziest place you have... - Page 4

lumberjim · 10-13-2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?

jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!

just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?

eiffelenator · 10-13-2005, 07:47 PM

On top of a roof on campus. The roof was unluckily covered with fiberglass. We didn't realize til after...painful walk back through campus. Good times though!

Elspode · 10-13-2005, 07:52 PM

When you're young and living with your parents, you *have* to be creative to find someplace to do the horizontal bop. Lots of times, you can't even get horizontal.

1) Got BJ sitting in a tree in broad daylight in prominent Kansas City urban park.
2) Did it many times in same park's parking lot (in a Datsun 1200 , no less), and parked in the street one block over from future 1st wife's parents' house.
3) Back of my '66 Chevy Biscayne on a back road of a park, way back in the woods...was accosted by four kids riding dirt bikes.
4) Outside in my suburban town of Grandview in too many places to remember
5) On girlfriend's couch, right around corner from parents' open-door bedroom while they were watching TV
6) In the bathroom of my son's private hospital room

There's more, but I'm old and can't remember...

Mage · 10-13-2005, 08:58 PM

Bosses office, and Meeting room.....

itsjulie · 10-13-2005, 09:14 PM

Wow - these are getting good. I would like to hear more about the bathroom in the hospital and bosses office! I assume it was with your boss!

Elspode · 10-14-2005, 12:35 PM

My son was in one hospital or another for 10 months straight about 14 years ago. My wife and I were teetering on the brink of separation and divorce, but desperation led us to being creative. It worked well enough that later, my girlfriend and I took advantage of the technique (yes, my son was in the hospital long enough for me to go from wife to girlfriend without missing a beat).

It wasn't a great time in my life, and in retrospect, I find the whole notion of having had sex in my son's hospital room bathroom to be pretty frigging pathetic. However, it was a pathetic time of my life.

Mage · 10-14-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

I assume it was with your boss!

it was, it was a job i had taken to get some quick cash, didnt have alot of time before the secretary came back from lunch, and there were other workers in the other parts of the office.....didnt get caught for 3 weeks, then the secretary came back early and walked in as the boss was putting on her cloths....lets just say i didnt have that job for long....

itsjulie · 10-16-2005, 12:25 AM

Wow - you guys are crazy!

itsjulie · 10-16-2005, 12:26 AM

Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

footfootfoot · 10-16-2005, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

Wow - you guys are crazy!

Not crazy, just horny.

footfootfoot · 10-16-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

itsjulie · 10-16-2005, 08:11 AM

You copying me foot?

dar512 · 10-16-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

You copying me foot?

You've picked up a British accent, Julie.

And I don't think he was copying your foot.

itsjulie · 10-16-2005, 12:23 PM

I can do it all...

footfootfoot · 10-17-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

You copying me foot?
I can do it all...

Cor blimey jules, I've got plenty of feet of me own

10-13-2005, 07:52 PM	#48
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When you're young and living with your parents, you have to be creative to find someplace to do the horizontal bop. Lots of times, you can't even get horizontal. 1) Got BJ sitting in a tree in broad daylight in prominent Kansas City urban park. 2) Did it many times in same park's parking lot (in a Datsun 1200 , no less), and parked in the street one block over from future 1st wife's parents' house. 3) Back of my '66 Chevy Biscayne on a back road of a park, way back in the woods...was accosted by four kids riding dirt bikes. 4) Outside in my suburban town of Grandview in too many places to remember 5) On girlfriend's couch, right around corner from parents' open-door bedroom while they were watching TV 6) In the bathroom of my son's private hospital room There's more, but I'm old and can't remember... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-13-2005, 08:58 PM	#49
Mage Bored Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 24	Bosses office, and Meeting room..... __________________ An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will

10-13-2005, 09:14 PM	#50
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Wow - these are getting good. I would like to hear more about the bathroom in the hospital and bosses office! I assume it was with your boss! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-14-2005, 12:35 PM	#51
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My son was in one hospital or another for 10 months straight about 14 years ago. My wife and I were teetering on the brink of separation and divorce, but desperation led us to being creative. It worked well enough that later, my girlfriend and I took advantage of the technique (yes, my son was in the hospital long enough for me to go from wife to girlfriend without missing a beat). It wasn't a great time in my life, and in retrospect, I find the whole notion of having had sex in my son's hospital room bathroom to be pretty frigging pathetic. However, it was a pathetic time of my life. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-16-2005, 12:25 AM	#53
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Wow - you guys are crazy! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-13-2005, 07:47 PM	#47
eiffelenator Irrelevant Adulterant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 43	On top of a roof on campus. The roof was unluckily covered with fiberglass. We didn't realize til after...painful walk back through campus. Good times though!

10-16-2005, 12:26 AM	#54
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-16-2005, 08:11 AM	#57
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	You copying me foot? __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-16-2005, 12:23 PM	#59
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	I can do it all... __________________ I like to know stuff!

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