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Old 09-14-2007, 03:43 PM   #256
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #257
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So what's your sign, big boy?
{looks around to see who she's talking too . . . }
Oh, umm.. I'm a Gemini. That means I only do it with twins.

Hey, wait a minute.....

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I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
Wait, what? One was watching TV and the other was reading a book? One was having a sandwich and the other was seeing if there was any beer left? One was taking a nap and the other was . . . . ?
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:34 PM   #258
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I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
One was singing an aria from "Don Giovanni" and the other was taking a Learning Annex course on how to be a real estate lawyer in high-crime areas?
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:04 AM   #259
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Like I said...perfect the way they are.
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:07 AM   #260
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So what's your sign, big boy?
BTW...I was born in the sign of Asscurious, with Penis rising.
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:21 AM   #261
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labrat....you should get some pics done by a pro
or mebbe get hubby to larn a little bit about angles and lighting....and then mebbe some costumes and make up?...

ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little....

i'm just sayin ....you have an exhibitionist's spirit trapped in there struggling to get out.

The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?

I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.

anyway....

i started this reply to say that i appreciate the nerve it must take for you to hang it out there like this....and to say that you look strong and sexy. I would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers. especially if jinx was there too!


sorry...I'm all drunk.
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Old 09-15-2007, 10:00 AM   #262
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The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?
you cock.
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Old 09-15-2007, 04:47 PM   #263
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I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.
Spoken like a true finance manager.
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:27 PM   #264
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labrat....you should get some pics done by a pro
or mebbe get hubby to larn a little bit about angles and lighting....and then mebbe some costumes and make up?...

ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little....

i'm just sayin ....you have an exhibitionist's spirit trapped in there struggling to get out.

The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?

I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.

anyway....

i started this reply to say that i appreciate the nerve it must take for you to hang it out there like this....and to say that you look strong and sexy. I would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers. especially if jinx was there too!


sorry...I'm all drunk.
Jeez...and here I sit, all worried all the time about whether or not the women on The Cellar worry that I'm objectifying them.

Thanks a bunch for giving them all something to compare my meager lusty responses against, ya cock.

I have nothing but respect for women as generous as LabRat. Oh, BTW, LJ...she's mine.
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:39 PM   #265
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hmmm....would you point out the objectifying lines? I'm not following..you ...here.....
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:43 PM   #266
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"ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little...."
Not that *I* don't think of her in these scenarios. Just that I'm too wuss to actually *say* it.
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Old 09-16-2007, 09:11 AM   #267
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swedish nurse!
Swedish nurse? How 1980's. Everyone knows the new objectification model is the Croation au pair.

Labrat, sorry to hear about your grandmother. I lost my maternal grandfather and paternal grandmother in the same week when I was a teenager. They broke the news to me at summer camp.

The best you can do is look at someone's life and hope they had a good experience. We all sign on for the same ride, but we all take different experiences with us when we go. Some are short and painful, and others are long and happy. I sincerely hope that hers was the latter.
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Old 09-24-2007, 11:23 AM   #268
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Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!

So what's your sign, big boy?
Was there something posted here that I missed?
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:37 PM   #269
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yep, a topless shot on a boat. shawnee has been a real bitch to her lately, though....prolly why she took it off again.
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:43 PM   #270
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Shawnee! Why I otta...

Dear LR,

You are hearby requested to re-post the aforementioned shot.

Respectfully

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