Jesus Loves You ! - Page 2

elSicomoro · 03-15-2007, 11:16 AM

Well, I for one am glad that someone loves me...I knew it was just a matter of time.

Shawnee123 · 03-15-2007, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

lol...compare and contrast.

TheMercenary · 03-24-2007, 06:22 PM

You are God. Therefore she is correct. A man's home is his castle, so the kingdom of God is closer than you thought after all. I am God, therefore I am. Makes sense to me.

03-27-2007, 12:12 AM

Goes to flood the bathroom! I am wrathfulllllllllll!!!!

03-27-2007, 12:16 AM

These guys crack me up. There are three.

Sundae · 03-30-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I smoke stogies with Jesus on Wed. and used to drink with his cousin.

I sleep in the arms of Bacchus some nights....

Crimson Ghost · 04-02-2007, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I sleep in the arms of Bacchus some nights....

I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn....
Man, was her husband pissed!

Anyway, Jesus doesn't need to love me.
He's got lots of friends.
I see them outside the "Home Depot" all the time.

TheMercenary · 04-02-2007, 11:08 AM

Jesus Loves You !

I am getting ready to go out for some mexican food and rita's, I will ask him when I get there.

CzinZumerzet · 04-03-2007, 05:37 PM

Jesus was a porter in the hospital where I trained and every afternoon between about 3 and 4 rode up and down the main lift/elevator selling the best weed ever. It was his mobile shop and staff & patients rode along to get the best deals.

Peace & Love

04-03-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Jesus Loves You !

I am getting ready to go out for some mexican food and rita's, I will ask him when I get there.

Be careful!!!!

monster · 04-03-2007, 07:10 PM

kerosene · 04-03-2007, 07:30 PM

Apparently, Jesus can be bought.

TheMercenary · 04-03-2007, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by case

Apparently, Jesus can be bought.

Jesus van, I like it. I don't want it, but I like the idea of selling Jesus, sort of like a church on wheels. Jesus for sale, guess it is not unlike a bricks and mortor church, eh?

Sundae · 04-04-2007, 12:04 PM

Wow. I never thought I'd say it, but I'd like to buy Jesus.
Jesus would help me out no end at this point.

Gannet495 · 07-30-2007, 07:29 AM

Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

You all ought to have some respect for God and His Son. Hasn't Jesus suffered enough (on the cross) without you continuing to mock him two millenia later? Or are you so insecure about yourselves that you have to slander other peoples' deities to feel good? For "tolerant" people, its fascinating that you cannot tolerate Christians or holiness.

03-24-2007, 06:22 PM	#18
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You are God. Therefore she is correct. A man's home is his castle, so the kingdom of God is closer than you thought after all. I am God, therefore I am. Makes sense to me. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-02-2007, 11:08 AM	#23
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Jesus Loves You ! I am getting ready to go out for some mexican food and rita's, I will ask him when I get there. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-03-2007, 05:37 PM	#24
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	Jesus was a porter in the hospital where I trained and every afternoon between about 3 and 4 rode up and down the main lift/elevator selling the best weed ever. It was his mobile shop and staff & patients rode along to get the best deals. Peace & Love __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

04-03-2007, 07:10 PM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-04-2007, 12:04 PM	#29
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Wow. I never thought I'd say it, but I'd like to buy Jesus. Jesus would help me out no end at this point. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-15-2007, 11:16 AM	#16
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well, I for one am glad that someone loves me...I knew it was just a matter of time.

03-27-2007, 12:12 AM	#19
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Goes to flood the bathroom! I am wrathfulllllllllll!!!!

03-27-2007, 12:16 AM	#20
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	These guys crack me up. There are three.

04-03-2007, 07:30 PM	#27
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Apparently, Jesus can be bought.

07-30-2007, 07:29 AM	#30
Gannet495 Disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, God's Son Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 22	Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. You all ought to have some respect for God and His Son. Hasn't Jesus suffered enough (on the cross) without you continuing to mock him two millenia later? Or are you so insecure about yourselves that you have to slander other peoples' deities to feel good? For "tolerant" people, its fascinating that you cannot tolerate Christians or holiness.

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