Hot Female Enters!

HappyTuesdays · 04-07-2004, 08:57 AM

Could everyone please check the appropriate box in my poll to see if everyone who uses the net is actually mid 40's, balding, male and 'unfortunate'. Please answer honestly, this is genuine research...

Undertoad · 04-07-2004, 09:22 AM

Troll

HappyTuesdays · 04-07-2004, 09:25 AM

Why the hostility?

Beestie · 04-07-2004, 09:40 AM

SteveDallas · 04-07-2004, 10:04 AM

Hostility? Where? A one-word declaration of "Troll" is about as kind a reception as this kind of post ever gets around here.

lumberjim · 04-07-2004, 10:04 AM

your poll sucks.

if you want to know about people, just ask. dont give us shitty answers to choose from.

HappyTuesdays · 04-07-2004, 10:11 AM

I've obviously hit a nerve. It was only meant to be lighthearted, and if I'm honest, driven by a web-related experience I had where someone turned out to be something very different to what I was lead to believe. I am curious by the veil of anonymity that the internet presents, and perhaps not too well informed about 'netiquette'. So, please accept my apologies.

lumberjim · 04-07-2004, 10:15 AM

that's better.

hang out a while, we're pretty honest about who we are. some of us actually post pictures of ourselves if physical appearance matters that much to you. In this medium, however, you tend to look different to everyone, based on their perception of what you say. except sunsparkz and zippyt. they both look exactly like you'd think.

here're some of our pics:

cellar members image gallery

phillybilly · 04-07-2004, 10:21 AM

So people with to much time on their hands mayhap???

Cameron Diaz??? hot?? I always thought she was a little goofy looking actually.....

Carmen Electra,

that would be a tasty treat, except she let rodman stick it to her....now she's just used trash, but still nice eye candy...

So don't let some bored ape get to ya....just chill..later!

HappyTuesdays · 04-07-2004, 10:44 AM

thanks, I agree Carmen is fit (although mildly concerned about the Freud-inspired surname). I prefer Brad Pitt. But then I'm female. ..

phillybilly · 04-07-2004, 10:49 AM

it's all cool....

Later

PS, did you include yourself in that poll?? Are you hot??

HappyTuesdays · 04-07-2004, 11:05 AM

I'll leave that to your imagination. Laterz...

Beestie · 04-07-2004, 11:15 AM

I thought this might come in handy in this thread....

ladysycamore · 04-07-2004, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HappyTuesdays
I've obviously hit a nerve. It was only meant to be lighthearted, and if I'm honest, driven by a web-related experience I had where someone turned out to be something very different to what I was lead to believe. I am curious by the veil of anonymity that the internet presents, and perhaps not too well informed about 'netiquette'. So, please accept my apologies.

Hmph, netiquette-schmetiquette. You didn't know...oh well. Plus, I get a bit tired of people expecting everyone on the net to know every.single.thing about so called "netiquette". It's one thing to have come across as a complete ass, but that's not how *I* read it. In fact, I thought your poll answers were pretty funny.

Besides, so many people have different ideas about "netiquette", then who are you supposed to believe? Ah well. *shrugs*

I say, no harm, no foul. It's the internet..have fun. Real life is too serious as it is.

Undertoad · 04-07-2004, 12:04 PM

I'm 40. For the last 3 months I've been dating. And I've looked at a thousand online dating profiles. Here is what I've learned.

Women who primarily value their own "hotness" above all else become strangely pathetic by about age 36. Their age remains a consideration, and they start to fight it with desperation. They use too much eye makeup and too many stupid lines and their whole attitude no longer suits them. They dye their hair all one color and lose any subtleties. Maybe this kind of thing works in dark, noisy bars, but in the harsh light of reality they fall apart quickly. All their life they've had one thing to offer and it didn't really mean all that much in the long run.

The "hot" women at that age are the ones who are comfy in their own skin. Their looks or sexuality are lightly applied as a part of the whole package. The eyes are most beautiful when the lights are on and somebody's home, you know?

You don't have to answer to us - answer to yourself, dearie, what are you going to be in 10 years? 20 years? Is it going to be a pretty picture?

View Poll Results: How unfortunate are you? (Be honest, now)
The net is my only contact with other people, I use it at home and in the dog shed, and would use it at work if I hadn't been fired for infiltrating the company database and spamming uncontrollably.	1	4.00%
I have less than 100 hairs on my head, or have never approached a member of the opposite sex in real life.	1	4.00%
I am just bored at work, and am perfectly normal.	15	60.00%
I am hot, and have been compared to Brad Pitt or Cameron Diaz. I also have an IQ above 150.	8	32.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

04-07-2004, 08:57 AM	#1
HappyTuesdays Questionist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bournemouth, England Posts: 8	Hot Female Enters! Could everyone please check the appropriate box in my poll to see if everyone who uses the net is actually mid 40's, balding, male and 'unfortunate'. Please answer honestly, this is genuine research... __________________ Knowledge and intelligence are two completely different things.

04-07-2004, 09:25 AM	#3
HappyTuesdays Questionist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bournemouth, England Posts: 8	Why the hostility? __________________ Knowledge and intelligence are two completely different things.

04-07-2004, 09:40 AM	#4
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04-07-2004, 10:04 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your poll sucks. if you want to know about people, just ask. dont give us shitty answers to choose from. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-07-2004, 09:22 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Troll

04-07-2004, 10:04 AM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hostility? Where? A one-word declaration of "Troll" is about as kind a reception as this kind of post ever gets around here.

04-07-2004, 10:11 AM	#7
HappyTuesdays Questionist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bournemouth, England Posts: 8	Sorry I've obviously hit a nerve. It was only meant to be lighthearted, and if I'm honest, driven by a web-related experience I had where someone turned out to be something very different to what I was lead to believe. I am curious by the veil of anonymity that the internet presents, and perhaps not too well informed about 'netiquette'. So, please accept my apologies. __________________ Knowledge and intelligence are two completely different things.

04-07-2004, 10:15 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's better. hang out a while, we're pretty honest about who we are. some of us actually post pictures of ourselves if physical appearance matters that much to you. In this medium, however, you tend to look different to everyone, based on their perception of what you say. except sunsparkz and zippyt. they both look exactly like you'd think. here're some of our pics: cellar members image gallery __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-07-2004, 10:21 AM	#9
phillybilly Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Posts: 68	No problem here.... So people with to much time on their hands mayhap??? Cameron Diaz??? hot?? I always thought she was a little goofy looking actually..... Carmen Electra, that would be a tasty treat, except she let rodman stick it to her....now she's just used trash, but still nice eye candy... So don't let some bored ape get to ya....just chill..later! Last edited by phillybilly; 04-07-2004 at 10:24 AM.

04-07-2004, 10:44 AM	#10
HappyTuesdays Questionist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bournemouth, England Posts: 8	thanks, I agree Carmen is fit (although mildly concerned about the Freud-inspired surname). I prefer Brad Pitt. But then I'm female. .. __________________ Knowledge and intelligence are two completely different things.

04-07-2004, 10:49 AM	#11
phillybilly Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Posts: 68	Got it... it's all cool.... Later PS, did you include yourself in that poll?? Are you hot??

04-07-2004, 11:05 AM	#12
HappyTuesdays Questionist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bournemouth, England Posts: 8	I'll leave that to your imagination. Laterz... __________________ Knowledge and intelligence are two completely different things.

04-07-2004, 11:15 AM	#13
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I thought this might come in handy in this thread.... Attached Images __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-07-2004, 12:04 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'm 40. For the last 3 months I've been dating. And I've looked at a thousand online dating profiles. Here is what I've learned. Women who primarily value their own "hotness" above all else become strangely pathetic by about age 36. Their age remains a consideration, and they start to fight it with desperation. They use too much eye makeup and too many stupid lines and their whole attitude no longer suits them. They dye their hair all one color and lose any subtleties. Maybe this kind of thing works in dark, noisy bars, but in the harsh light of reality they fall apart quickly. All their life they've had one thing to offer and it didn't really mean all that much in the long run. The "hot" women at that age are the ones who are comfy in their own skin. Their looks or sexuality are lightly applied as a part of the whole package. The eyes are most beautiful when the lights are on and somebody's home, you know? You don't have to answer to us - answer to yourself, dearie, what are you going to be in 10 years? 20 years? Is it going to be a pretty picture?

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