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Old 04-27-2011, 12:01 PM   #1
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Hey Brits!

I finally know what a merkin is!

YOU've always said it's a slang for "American" but it's NOT!

You naughty, naughty Brits - having the laughs on us!

well, now we all know what a merkin is.

How could you?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:03 PM   #2
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:05 PM   #3
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Is there an interesting story as to how you acquired this new info?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:08 PM   #4
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Is there an interesting story as to how you acquired this new info?
I thought you'd never ask!

I was looking up how they make sex scenes so realistic, you know? and I read that a lot of actors use a merkin to cover up the bits with.

Who knew?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:08 PM   #5
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we never said it was slang for American ( which is actually 'gas tanks') y'all just assumed it was cause it sounds similar.

and we just omitted to correct y'all
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:09 PM   #6
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I thought you'd never ask!

I was looking up how they make sex scenes so realistic, you know? and I read that a lot of actors use a merkin to cover up the bits with.

Who knew?
was this more research for your inevitable bird wanging sex posts?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:09 PM   #7
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how is it that Beest and SG (and even Dana??) say "y'all" ?

Is everyone now Britney Spears?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 04-27-2011, 12:10 PM   #8
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was this more research for your inevitable bird wanging sex posts?
You're the one forcing and tricking people into making inevitalbe bird wanging sex posts - not me.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:15 PM   #9
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probably NSFW

I think this is the merkin designed by our own SG






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Old 04-27-2011, 12:20 PM   #10
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I thought everyone knew that. That's why that "stupid moustache and beard" thread, I used the word merkin.

Hell, I learned it on here. About 5 years ago.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:29 PM   #11
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hey, I say all y'all. Because I noticed you were a Merkin and relaized that you must understand that while wearing your stars and stripes top hat and chewing the gum of bubbles. I really like that big animal you have there, the one with the scales and small eyes that is good for the hunting. I think how you say cheney?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:33 PM   #12
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I finally know what a merkin is!

YOU've always said it's a slang for "American" but it's NOT!

You naughty, naughty Brits - having the laughs on us!

well, now we all know what a merkin is.

How could you?
Doh! Thanks, Brianna. Now I know too.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:38 PM   #13
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how is it that Beest and SG (and even Dana??) say "y'all" ?

Is everyone now Britney Spears?
Maybe they're hicks?
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:39 PM   #14
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how is it that Beest and SG (and even Dana??) say "y'all" ?

Is everyone now Britney Spears?
I wrote you, but didn't want you think I meant you you but was generalising to all and sundry.

Theres a thread somewhere about the lack of the you plural in The Queen's English .
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Old 05-02-2011, 01:09 PM   #15
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Doesn't the OED also cite it as a mop for cleaning a cannon, in the words of the late H. Allen Smith -- where I learned the word as an adolescent? Goes in the bore, I gather, and the term was 17th-18th century.
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