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Old 04-07-2007, 04:42 AM   #16
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Married, and gonna say.

The headboard cabinets have one .45 for me and one for the wife. 2 spare mags for each.

Yep, anyone found invading our home in the night will be found there in the morning.

Oh yeah, and some lube, some Itty Bitty Book Lights, and this is where the waterbed patch kit lives so we know where to look.
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:43 AM   #17
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In my nightstand is my anti-monster flashlight.
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:46 AM   #18
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:38 PM   #19
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The headboard cabinets have one .45 for me and one for the wife. 2 spare mags for each.

this is where the waterbed patch kit lives so we know where to look.
Uh huh.
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:13 PM   #20
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I'm gonna have to go get me a night stand. It seems I've been missing out on a lot of fun.
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:46 PM   #21
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Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:51 PM   #22
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In my nightstand is my anti-monster flashlight.
Ooo! Good thinking! I'll have to get one myself. I'll keep it with my TMNT doll from McDonalds!
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Old 04-07-2007, 02:00 PM   #23
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Ooo! Good thinking! I'll have to get one myself. I'll keep it with my TMNT doll from McDonalds!
Oh do they have all four dolls?
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Old 04-07-2007, 02:02 PM   #24
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I'm gonna have to go get me a night stand. It seems I've been missing out on a lot of fun.
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Old 04-07-2007, 02:16 PM   #25
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I was going to comment but the glass dildos disrupted my whole thought process.
They have that effect, yes.
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Old 04-07-2007, 03:38 PM   #26
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Oh do they have all four dolls?
Yeah, I called my local up and they gave me all four.

I have Wicked/West, Wicked/East and Scarecrow from Oz toys. I really now only want a Glinda. Don't care about other non-witch characters. (Thesis is on Witch in Lit. so am biased)
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Old 04-07-2007, 03:55 PM   #27
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Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?
Sigh, I remember when women found me beautiful, hygienic and versatile.

Well, at my age two out of three ain't bad.

Oh, and in my nightstand are paperbacks, broken book lights, buttons (wearable with pins), and miscellaneous parts and manuals for clock radios, etc.
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:25 AM   #28
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My nightstand is actually an end table, so...no drawers. Upon my nightstand, however, are the following:

Clock radio, all hazards zone specific weather radio, indoor/outdoor atomic clock/thermometer, lamp, lube, bandannas for spooge rags (hey, I didn't start this thread), National Geographics, a minimum of two books, two nursery catalogues, a couple of microphone clips (don't ask), a package of thumbtacks, a phone charger and dust.

Selene has not one, but *three* drawers. Two are packed with toys, and one with various motivational tapes and CDs. On top of her nightstand is a constantly malfunctioning clock radio, a lamp, usually a bottle of water, some various offal and more dust.
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:04 PM   #29
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a couple of microphone clips (don't ask)
OK, now you know better than that.
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:26 PM   #30
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offal? someone has offal in their nightstand? Doesn't that get awfully smelly after a while?

And Bruce, don't fret--I want more from my men besides being versatile and hygienic, etc.

They have to be able to fix my car.
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