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Old 04-01-2020, 08:00 PM   #916
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If the new social distance is 6 ft., I wonder what the anti-social distance is now.
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Old 04-01-2020, 08:57 PM   #917
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anything less than 6'
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Old 04-02-2020, 06:41 AM   #918
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Old 04-03-2020, 03:01 AM   #919
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I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?
Have there been any reports of porn panic buying?
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Old 04-03-2020, 08:48 AM   #920
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I don't want to brag but I've got the Fast and Furious Hot Wheels set.
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Old 04-05-2020, 01:58 PM   #921
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They should probably rewrite the theme lyrics to Green Acres. Getting allergic smelling hay doesn't sound so bad anymore.
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Old 04-11-2020, 01:45 AM   #922
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Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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Old 04-11-2020, 09:35 AM   #923
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Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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Then we'd have two, so, six feet. Wouldn't that bug you? I say nay, nay, nay. There can be only one, or three as the case may be.
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Old 04-27-2020, 10:30 PM   #924
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Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place.
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Old 04-28-2020, 10:52 AM   #925
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I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been
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Old 04-28-2020, 05:58 PM   #926
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I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?
Rumor has it they're stuck on trying to figure how to get in copulation range -- with social distancing. Some are predicting it'll be the ruin of the industry for this year. As for the "actors/actresses"...
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:05 PM   #927
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They need Billy

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Old 04-29-2020, 12:41 AM   #928
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So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only Five foot four.
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Old 04-29-2020, 11:29 AM   #929
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What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!
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Old 04-29-2020, 11:32 AM   #930
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Undertoad Please Come Home.
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