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Old 08-04-2017, 01:30 PM   #1
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Old 08-04-2017, 01:51 PM   #2
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:06 PM   #3
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Here, Squirrely, Squirrely!

Come get some yummy treats!

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Old 08-05-2017, 12:58 PM   #4
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Here, Squirrely, Squirrely!

Come get some yummy treats!

How'd you know we was having fried squirrel brains for lunch Monday? I had a helluva time getting enough squirrels for pickled eyeballs. Eat them with a toothpick.
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Old 08-05-2017, 01:53 PM   #5
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Here, Squirrely, Squirrely!
Run, squrly, run!!
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Old 08-05-2017, 08:04 AM   #6
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What are you going to do with it once you catch it?
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Old 08-05-2017, 02:45 PM   #7
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Fucker decided to take up residence in the roof over my porch. I wanted to do him with the blow gun, but i might just injure him with that.

He gon' die.
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:01 PM   #8
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Aw, man. Why kill him? Ya got a live trap there. Take him to a park or something.

He was born free, he should live, and die, free.

You kill that squrl and I'll report you to a game warden for hunting squrls out of season. You'd be a poacher. A felony perhaps. And a murderer.

Set him loose, somewhere else.
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:02 PM   #9
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Besides, I'm not sure you can hunt squrls over bait.
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:14 PM   #10
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Want him to mail it to you?
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Old 08-07-2017, 02:52 PM   #11
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Want him to mail it to you?
I'm picturing mayhem at every post office the package stops in.
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Old 08-07-2017, 06:04 PM   #12
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Old 08-07-2017, 08:04 PM   #13
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Chicken of the trees.... Yum...
should be served with broccoli florets to taunt the poor bastard in the afterlife....
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:36 PM   #14
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Do some research on relocation of squirrels
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:41 PM   #15
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